meanmutton: The "Are you a cop" thing doesn't work. Period.However, what might work: "I'm sorry, I've never done anything like this before. Are you sure it's legal? I don't want to do anything illegal."Not a lawyer, though. I do know that cops can't talk you into doing anything illegal. Also, I know that if a government official tells you that something is legal, they can't then arrest you for taking their advice.
oldfarthenry: It's a festive day![i1151.photobucket.com image 305x172][i1151.photobucket.com image 499x281]
mama2tnt: oldfarthenry: It's a festive day![i1151.photobucket.com image 305x172][i1151.photobucket.com image 499x281]Is that Community?/Why can't they give that show a fighting chance by scheduling it at 8:30/7:30 Central (no sitcom has a chance at the time slot it was given - directly up against "Big Bang Theory") or during summer rerun season? P.S., NBC: "Save Me" is a giant suckfest.
SirRepetitious: If I recall correctly, the song has a happy ending.
stuffy: Anyone who sings Christmas songs in June should be arrested.
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