Mentat: I'll bet he gets off with a stiff fine.
hardinparamedic: Why not? One kick to that dick and he'll never masturbate again. Just hit him hard enough to hear the satisfying crunch.
fusillade762: How tacky. I prefer to masturbate in the lots of classier places. Like Red Lobster.
EmmaLou: I caught a guy jerking it in the hot tub at a Hilton the other day.
PizzaJedi81: fusillade762: How tacky. I prefer to masturbate in the lots of classier places. Like Red Lobster.So what about when I jerk it in the Applebee's parking lot?TGIFriday's?Cracker Barrel?
Fano: He should have headed to the Burger King bathroom
LordOfThePings: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 640x429]I how he would get aroused.
The water was cold: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started doing that, that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've masturbated in a lot of McDonalds parking lots, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Bucky Katt: That explains the special sauce.
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