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(Daily Mail)   Menopause? Yep it's a man's fault   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-06-14 06:54:04 AM  
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2013-06-14 06:47:39 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-06-14 07:15:25 AM  
2 votes:

dittybopper: and at that age, their expected number of lives left is about 20

What, did they gather 20 1-UP mushrooms, or something??
2013-06-14 06:15:20 AM  
2 votes:

lewismarktwo: Nah, it's cause old people make tarded babies.

Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives.

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2013-06-14 12:58:55 AM  
2 votes:
2013-06-14 11:37:32 AM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: quickdraw: think women over 50 aren't having sex?

One hopes. Sex is for the young.

Old people having sex is like watching an old toothless cat trying to hunt.

A self-described "life extension nutter" who hopes to stop having sex before 50?  Now I'm just sad for future you.
2013-06-14 08:53:26 AM  
1 vote:
"a" man? EVERY man. Personally. We voted on it and everything.
2013-06-14 08:38:20 AM  
1 vote:
2013-06-14 07:44:31 AM  
1 vote:
Honestly, this doesn't surprise me.   The very name reeks of patriarchy.

MENopause?  So typical.

How about Womynopause!
2013-06-14 07:28:07 AM  
1 vote:
My junk stopped working!  I hate you!  Next.
2013-06-14 07:21:45 AM  
1 vote:

RobSeace: dittybopper: and at that age, their expected number of lives left is about 20

What, did they gather 20 1-UP mushrooms, or something??

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Idiots could have gotten 99 if they had been smart.
2013-06-14 07:12:00 AM  
1 vote:

THX 1138: "THE menopause"?

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Never "YOUR menopause"...
2013-06-14 06:43:36 AM  
1 vote:

ModernLuddite: So bears don't deserve medical care? Ass.

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/demands a low copay and dental
2013-06-14 06:39:12 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: phalamir: (car deaths, heart failure, and cancers kinda cancel out dysentery, cholera, and cave bear)

Honestly, between cancer and a cave bear, I know which one I'd choose and an oncologist would be useless.

So, cancer.
2013-06-14 06:36:12 AM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: You know, women. You want to be treated equally? How about you start by taking some farking responsibility and quit blaming men for all your woes. That would be a good start. Then we can talk about all the perks you get just for having tits.

Hey now, I have man tits and I don't get any perks at all.  Unless you count awkward sweat marks as perks, I guess.
2013-06-14 06:16:35 AM  
1 vote:

gaspode: male sperm is not a limited commodity.

It's true, I have tested this to its boundaries.
2013-06-14 06:10:30 AM  
1 vote:
hot flushes and mood swings

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2013-06-14 06:05:32 AM  
1 vote:
Gawd when that day comes I am necking the HRT like they're smarties
2013-06-14 06:03:54 AM  
1 vote:

Shadowknight: quickdraw: soooo nothing to do with life expectancy and the ability to raise your child then?  Or perhaps that the extreme physical demands that pregnancy, birth and nursing put on the mother? Or that having a whole generation of women who are no longer procreating available to assist in the care of the young?

None of that?

And seriously - does the researcher think women over 50 aren't having sex?

Evolutionarily speaking, There wouldn't be much point to pro rating beyond that point anyway. Without modern medicine, protective devices, tools... just looking at us as biological machines, the animals we really are, our life expectancy wouldn't be much higher than that of menopause anyway. We'd be dead of animal attack, infection, starvation, or any number of reasons well before a lady's baby factory shuttered it's windows and locked it's doors

Nah, it's cause old people make tarded babies.
2013-06-14 12:33:17 AM  
1 vote:
That's what Ashley Madison is for amiright?
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