akula: I have a minor shellfish allergy. It means I don't cook shellfish.It's annoying. I miss shrimp something awful. That was good eating. Ditto scallops. I never really got into lobster- just didn't have much taste for me. I can eat clam chowder with no issues, but a seafood bisque will usually have me throat clearing a lot... the same reaction I get to cats.Thank God I'm not allergic to peanuts. I love me some peanuts.
neefafeefa: For all of you that have general aches, pains, depression, low sex drive, fatigue, etc - try going grain, refined sugar and lactose free for just two weeks - it's difficult at first, but you will feel and look 100% better.
Theory Of Null: I have an adverse reaction to strains of hair in my mashed potatoes.
GrahamManning: peanut, gluten and lactose intolerant people are all just pansies defective dna that need to be culled from the herd
Shostie: We're just saying that you should force those peanuts down the throat of that genetic misfire of a friend.
Aarontology: instead of, you know, b*tching about it.
spidermann: good friend of mine has an actual gluten allergy. have just gotten into cooking for her and man is it a pain...
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