hardinparamedic: Ally McBeal?Christ, submitter. 1996 called. It wants it's references back.
FirstNationalBastard: Well duh, Subby... everyone knows that any good Ally McBeal slashfic involves finally shutting Vonda Shepard up by burying her face deep in Elaine's snatch.
Pert: Fishcalledwanda.jpg"Why did he name her after a car?".Seriously? Porsha? Not even Portia?
Rapmaster2000: Pert: Fishcalledwanda.jpg"Why did he name her after a car?".Seriously? Porsha? Not even Portia?At least they pronounced it right phonetically. Most people would have spelled in it Porsh.
YoOjo: Mmmmm... yum, I had a massive crush on Ally McBeal. And yes I do realize she is a bit thin.
hardinparamedic: It wants it's references back.
Jument: YoOjo: Mmmmm... yum, I had a massive crush on Ally McBeal. And yes I do realize she is a bit thin.Yes, she is/was too thin. I would happily give her protein shots on a daily basis to help her bulk up.
cardex: Can someone tell me why the cops got evolved in a person takeing a cat from a place that kills them if they don't give them away fast enough.In the comments section it says she did not pay an adoption fee is that really a thing ?/ has 2 cats one of them was a stray that lived under the porch of my collage apartment the other was out of a box with free kittens outside of Walmart
tigerose: A "free" kitten is still gonna cost you about 200 bucks the first year
skullkrusher: [ofcoursevegan.files.wordpress.com image 468x351]all lesbians should look like this
ds_4815: "No, this is not Ally McBeal furry fan-fiction"Well, why the f**k not, subs?*storms out in a hissyfit of rage and crushing disappointment*
o'really: Her pit bull grew too large? What the hell did she think it was gonna do? Shrink?She can't afford to pay an adoption fee, how's she expect to pay for cat food, let alone feeding he kids?*slaps forehead*
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