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(Patch)   You don't know where your ex-girlfriend lives, so you set fire to the wrong house. Twice. Not to worry, she knows where you'll be for the next five years. Irony tag bows to Dumbass   ( plainfield.patch.com) divider line
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2013-06-13 12:30:44 PM  
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mafiageek1980: Dude, if you are trying to honor the memory of Left Eye, this is NOT the way to do it!

Agreed.  Guy really needs to stop chasing them waterfalls.
2013-06-13 01:24:46 PM  
1 vote:

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: According to the story: Slagel was sentenced to five half years ...

So does that mean he only really got 2 1/2 years?

I think they are trying to say that he got 20 eighth years.
2013-06-13 01:23:33 PM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: He's not a bad looking guy. biatch couldn't really have been worth all that heartache.

I consistently sprain an eyeball reading your posts.
2013-06-13 01:09:47 PM  
1 vote:
According to the story: Slagel was sentenced to five half years ...

So does that mean he only really got 2 1/2 years?
2013-06-13 12:36:11 PM  
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2013-06-13 11:09:11 AM  
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Hey sweetie, I still love you, if I set fire to your place you'll totally HAVE to take me back, right? I mean, that's just how much I love and need you; then you can come and live with me, I'll take care of you!

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