Darth Skywalker: They are certainly NOT looking for DWI, DUI, or weed. Nope.
FeatheredSun: "roadblocks"Either poor reporting or something fishy.
pseudoscience: So Alabama is one big clone army?
cubic_spleen: pseudoscience: So Alabama is one big clone army?More like a eugenics lab where the scientists mixed up the "greater than" and "less than" signs.
lilbjorn: I call shenanigans. Why would they need DNA to tell if you've been drinking or taking drugs? I can see it if they plan to use it to justify their program of racial profiling. Otherwise, what's the purpose?
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Is it true that Alabama DNA doesn't spiral?
imtheonlylp: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Is it true that Alabama DNA doesn't spiral?You're thinking of family trees - they don't branch in Alabama.
Krymson Tyde: imtheonlylp: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Is it true that Alabama DNA doesn't spiral?You're thinking of family trees - they don't branch in Alabama.It's true. We're required, by law, to mate and reproduce with a close family member. It keeps our bloodline pure.
Endive Wombat: Isee nothing wrong with this, excpet for the whole road block issue. I really do not relish the idea of sitting in traffic for a study that I have no interest in participating in.
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