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(Mother Nature Network)   Now that it no longer works, the International Space Station's first treadmill is going to be: A) enshrined in the Smithsonian B) put on display in Moscow's Red Square C) jettisoned into space   ( mnn.com) divider line
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2013-06-13 10:00:39 AM  
5 votes:
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"At last!! -- I've finally stopped that crazy thing..!"
2013-06-13 08:47:05 AM  
5 votes:
You might say that the treadmill is being...*sunglasses*...exorcised.
2013-06-13 07:49:02 AM  
4 votes:
Yes, but it will be done majestically while The Blue Danube is played.
2013-06-13 09:27:20 AM  
3 votes:
It would be funny if it fell from orbit and struck a jogger. Because I don't jog so it wouldn't strike me. But if it fell from orbit and hit some idiot in a Miata, it wouldn't be funny. Well, maybe funny but not ironic. And I was going for funny ironic.
2013-06-13 09:44:27 AM  
2 votes:
This is what happens when you let a woman into the space program. They want an exercise machine. Then they never use it and finally,the cheap Chinese magic fat ass remover breaks mysteriously while it was innocently collecting dust bunnies under the bed. Now you're out $$$ and have to get rid of a goddanged thing that throws your farking back out when you try to toss it out.
2013-06-13 09:31:26 AM  
2 votes:
But what will the astronauts drape their dirty laundry on now?
2013-06-13 09:10:48 AM  
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: What's wrong subby? I think that's a badass way to go. I'd rather be floating through billions of miles of space than stuck 6 feet under.

We spend all this money on Voyager and the first thing the aliens find is going to be a treadmill.  And they are going to spend centuries trying to puzzle out what the hell this thing is and why we would send it to them.
2013-06-13 12:00:06 PM  
1 vote:

oldfarthenry: [www.yourtownnews.ca image 466x441]
I wonder if this guitar will ever make it back to earth?
(or get El Kabonged over someone's head during an international argument over `not flushing' correctly?)

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2013-06-13 10:52:48 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-13 10:50:51 AM  
1 vote:
And it will take a few laps around the sun and return to earth as a destructive meteor, destroying a KFC in suburban Chicago.
2013-06-13 10:37:27 AM  
1 vote:
Pffft, just hire a maid to clean that shiat up...

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2013-06-13 10:03:04 AM  
1 vote:
And one more time the assinine tag applies more to the subby than the content.   There is no justifiable way to bring that back down so that it could go in a museum.    Now, if you want it back on earth, that's not a big problem.  Just put it in a decaying orbit that will land in Australia somewhere (because fark australia)
2013-06-13 10:00:55 AM  
1 vote:

Public Savant: Two out of three believes will end badly:

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Most of my designs never make if off the launch pad!

/goes back to Reus and Don't Starve
2013-06-13 09:56:35 AM  
1 vote:
Two out of three believes will end badly:

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2013-06-13 09:31:50 AM  
1 vote:
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I have a better idea.....free tacos!
2013-06-13 09:29:52 AM  
1 vote:
It will probably plummet back to earth and nail some Russian broad right in the babushka.
That country seems to have the luck with getting hit by space debris.
2013-06-13 09:24:52 AM  
1 vote:

scottydoesntknow: What's wrong subby? I think that's a badass way to go. I'd rather be floating through billions of miles of space than stuck 6 feet under.

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2013-06-13 08:04:02 AM  
1 vote:
Bit I did walk 5 trillion miles
And I would walk 5 trillion more
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