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(Deadline)   Tom Hardy in talks to play Elton John in biopic Rocketman   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Elton John, Rocketman, musical films, Billy Elliot, biopic, Bernie Taupin, Dominic Monaghan, FilmDistrict  
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1545 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 13 Jun 2013 at 2:05 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-13 06:31:14 AM  
3 votes:
Ah, you think sequins are your ally? But you merely adopted sequins; I was born in them.
2013-06-13 02:43:51 AM  
3 votes:
When you say Goodbye to the Yellow Brick Road, you have my permission to die.
2013-06-13 02:39:09 AM  
3 votes:

Bucky Katt: who?

If you're unable to recall the quality of Tom Hardy's acting performances, it would be very painful...

for you.
2013-06-13 01:34:32 AM  
3 votes:

Bucky Katt: who?

He's an English pop star.
2013-06-13 06:21:24 AM  
2 votes:

Bucky Katt: who?

the old pinball wizard guy who's a piano prodigy but sucks on the organ.
2013-06-13 02:44:33 AM  
2 votes:

Bucky Katt: who?

It doesn't matter who he is, what matters is the movie.
2013-06-13 08:03:31 PM  
1 vote:
He was awful in Star Trek Nemesis (but everyone was, and the script was crap, so...)

But I'm picturing Elton John sitting a the piano, then turning to the audience and saying-- in Bane's voice-- "So... You'd like to 'croc-o-dile rock', would you? Slowly and surely I will entertain you, until there's no reason for you to return home."

/Bane sounds like Henry Kissinger on ludes.
2013-06-13 11:58:07 AM  
1 vote:

kendelrio: NOT hating on Tom Hardy, I think the man is an excellent actor, but he is on the verge of LeBoeuf levels of overexposure. Every time I turn around he's in another movie! Full Size

Aren't you adorable?
2013-06-13 11:03:28 AM  
1 vote:
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Really, they're remaking thiiss???!!!
2013-06-13 10:32:23 AM  
1 vote:
In Bane voice: No one cared who I was until I put on the sunglasses.
2013-06-13 05:45:34 AM  
1 vote:

Bucky Katt: who?

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When Gotham is as high as a kite, then you have my permission to die
2013-06-13 04:11:06 AM  
1 vote:
It might not be any good but at least...

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I'll be hiiiiiiiiiiiigh as a kite by then.
2013-06-13 03:09:09 AM  
1 vote:
Okay, I give up: why is this a Fail?
2013-06-13 02:59:17 AM  
1 vote:
I heard Will Smith got his son to the top of the list for this movie
2013-06-13 02:48:02 AM  
1 vote:
This movie damn well better feature the best version of Rocket Man.
2013-06-13 12:49:33 AM  
1 vote:
Why is that FAIL, subby?  Star Trek: Nemesis showedHardy can do gay.
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