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(Deadline)   Tom Hardy in talks to play Elton John in biopic Rocketman   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Elton John, Rocketman, musical films, Billy Elliot, biopic, Bernie Taupin, Dominic Monaghan, FilmDistrict  
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2013-06-14 04:32:46 AM  

rynthetyn: Cyno01: Alphax: Robert1966: Okay, I give up: why is this a Fail?

There's a big difference between Bane and Elton John.. if you think Tom Hardy can only play Bane.

And if you think Tom Hardy can only play Bane, youre an idiot, because there were 10x as many people before TDKR who hadnt seen Bronson who were like "How the hell is he going to play Bane?!"

Hes a great actor, ill watch him in anything.

Just skip that pos rom com he did where he and Chris Pine were fighting over Reese Witherspoon.

I didn't see it, but I thought the trailer made me think of 'The Man with One Red Shoe'.
2013-06-14 08:30:34 AM  

ZeroCorpse: He was awful in Star Trek Nemesis (but everyone was, and the script was crap, so...)

But I'm picturing Elton John sitting a the piano, then turning to the audience and saying-- in Bane's voice-- "So... You'd like to 'croc-o-dile rock', would you? Slowly and surely I will entertain you, until there's no reason for you to return home."

/Bane sounds like Henry Kissinger on ludes.

Holy shiat! That's is the best mental image I've had in weeks!

/thank you!
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