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2013-06-13 04:18:43 AM  
3 votes:
Did you hear about the Spartan who left home because he didn't like the way he was reared?

He went back because he couldn't leave his brothers behind....

Thanks. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your spears.
2013-06-13 04:12:21 AM  
3 votes:
Is this Sparta? No?
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2013-06-13 03:58:57 AM  
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2013-06-13 12:05:24 AM  
2 votes:
I'm glad, disapointed and surprised they didn't call it 600 =P
2013-06-13 01:56:35 AM  
1 vote:

The Banana Thug: And is Eva Green supposed to be hot?  She looks like she could double for Kristen Stewart, with that same expressionless I'm-dead-inside face

Granted they both keep their same expressions but Kristin's is "Who has the bong?" Whereas Eva is "I'm going to rip your cock off with my pussy".

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so there's a subtle difference
2013-06-13 01:38:34 AM  
1 vote:
Well, SOME CGI people and combat trainers need work after 300: The Series...or, I mean, Spartacus: Boobs and Penii...
2013-06-13 12:53:20 AM  
1 vote:
Hey, will everything speed up and stop and speed up again and go in slo-motion? And will the Wachowskis sue this time?

I keed, I keed, I liked 300.

The frame rate will rise. The frame rate will fall. Motion will stop. And then frame rate will rise. And then Eva Green will arise. And my pants will rise.
2013-06-13 12:33:56 AM  
1 vote:
First Trailer for 300: Rise of an Empire Delivers Hot, Sweaty Action

Mmmmm... I'd like to see some hot, sweaty action between Lena Heady and Ava Green.
2013-06-12 10:37:37 PM  
1 vote:
I don't really care if it gets people to read the Classics. The stories of ancient Greece and Rome should be told in this way so future generations can at least have a tenuous grasp on what they did to found modern civilization.

We can't make them read Plato's Republic or Livy or Herodotus... But these movies at least give them a fantastical glimpse of what occurred thousands of years ago. Let us just hope they learn from it and not use it as a model.
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