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(Daily Mail)   Go medieval on breast enhancement (Not safe for work)   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, cup sizes, boobs, surgery  
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35860 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jun 2013 at 3:18 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-12 03:23:45 PM  
9 votes:
Are you tired of your young perky breasts? Does the thought of waiting a lifetime for them to droop like soggy cabbages get you down? Call now to order the Sag-o-tron 5000, only three easy payments of $99.95!
2013-06-12 03:32:30 PM  
6 votes:

RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.

She's £50 lighter in the second picture.
2013-06-12 03:23:17 PM  
5 votes:
Those are the ugliest nipples I believe I have ever seen.
2013-06-12 03:22:18 PM  
4 votes:
That woman's face is like a catcher's mitt.
2013-06-12 03:54:01 PM  
3 votes:

airsupport: 1.  Girl is ugly
2.  Girl is gullible
3.  Girl's breasts are unchanged after snake oil treatment

I missed the part where the breasts got oiled.  A grievous oversight.
2013-06-12 03:51:03 PM  
3 votes:
Ah, Daily Mail, where English women have faces like rubber boots that were set ablaze and then put out with chains.
2013-06-12 03:44:37 PM  
3 votes:
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This is the renaissance we're talking about.  If you aren't happy about your boobies, smoosh 'em together until you are.
2013-06-12 03:23:05 PM  
3 votes:
Could Mrs. Henry get similar results with our shop-vac and a couple of plastic bowls?
Pass the duct-tape - I'm reverse-engineering this SOB!
2013-06-12 03:21:31 PM  
3 votes:
That's not my bag, baby.
2013-06-12 03:20:01 PM  
3 votes:
So it stretches the skin out?

Yeah I don't think you've though this egg on a nail all the way through
2013-06-12 05:19:02 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-06-12 04:31:49 PM  
2 votes:
Her face in the first picture reminds me those tiny face Romney pictures. Full Size
2013-06-12 03:48:05 PM  
2 votes:

WTF Indeed: That woman's face is like a catcher's mitt.

I was thinking sort of the same thing..

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2013-06-12 03:46:33 PM  
2 votes:
My first thought... Full Size
2013-06-12 03:34:27 PM  
2 votes:

DemDave: I couldn't tell any difference between the before and after.

Also, those are some seriously lopsided titties.

I hope that that's some plastic covering stuck onto her nipples to protect them, because otherwise... that think shreds nipples.

But anyway, no, I can't tell a difference either. Looking at them I think that picture conclusively disproves the effectiveness of the device. Also that she's lumpy and smells bad.

/whale biologist
2013-06-12 03:30:24 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-06-12 03:23:27 PM  
2 votes:
This guy sells a machine that can go medieval on your ass as well:

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2013-06-12 05:40:03 PM  
1 vote:

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THOSE are huge/nice/magnificent tracks of land.
2013-06-12 05:07:21 PM  
1 vote:
All right, I know Renaissance  ≠ Medieval, but...

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2013-06-12 04:29:43 PM  
1 vote:
As disappointing as the pictures in the article are, much more so is the complete lack of tit pics in this thread.

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2013-06-12 04:16:26 PM  
1 vote:
sad... mournful tits
2013-06-12 04:07:23 PM  
1 vote:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: It always amazes me how easy it is to trick retards into giving away their money.

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2013-06-12 03:47:52 PM  
1 vote:
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Go medieval? OK. Seriously, I'm restraining myself big-time here.
2013-06-12 03:33:26 PM  
1 vote:

xanadian: FTFA:  The machine is a suction pump device which claims to improve the elasticity of skin tissue and shape and firm the breast.

Well, it certainly does suck...

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2013-06-12 03:28:07 PM  
1 vote:

sugarhi: People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/

2013-06-12 03:26:44 PM  
1 vote:
People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/
2013-06-12 03:25:36 PM  
1 vote:
It's all fun & games until she starts lactating again (then it gets funner & gamier).
2013-06-12 03:24:03 PM  
1 vote:
What is she hoping would happen with those breasts? They're done, like the rest of her.
2013-06-12 02:48:08 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA:  The machine is a suction pump device which claims to improve the elasticity of skin tissue and shape and firm the breast.

Well, it certainly does suck...
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