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(CNN)   Angry-face LEGO figurines are destroying our children. WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN   (money.cnn.com) divider line
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2013-06-12 3:09:00 PM  
4 votes:
I never had the imagination to do anything with legos other than injure my mom.  Spread the old 1's and 2's across your bedroom floor, shut off the light, and scream like you're in pain.
 
2013-06-12 3:02:52 PM  
4 votes:
My brother and I hardly had any of the specialized Legos. We just had a huge box of the basic ones.

And we mostly made weapons out of them.
Lego guns, Lego fighter jets, Lego space fighers, Lego battleships, Lego fortresses.

We once spent the afternoon making lego swords. Then after a huge buildup we squared off against each other and smashed them together. They both exploded in a glorious hail of Lego shrapnel.

Our best weapons were the Lego balistas. We basically built launcher tubes that fired pens and pencils using a ton of rubber bands.
The goal of the game was to destroy the other players launcher first. Imagine the early '80s game "Crossbows and Catapults" but with more power. A lot of design went into trying different configurations that could support more rubber bands or be more resistant to the other players ordinance. Amazingly, we still have both our eyes.
 
2013-06-12 2:54:57 PM  
4 votes:
Wow lady. Un-bunch those panties and jump up and down until all that sand falls out of
your vag.
 
2013-06-12 2:50:14 PM  
3 votes:
I still remember the big smiles on my Lego policemen as they roughed up perps at the Lego police station.
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2013-06-12 2:44:50 PM  
3 votes:
FTFA:

Forget about those happy LEGO characters from your childhood.

When I was a kid Legos were bricks, not characters.  Get off my lawn.
 
2013-06-12 4:33:11 PM  
2 votes:
When I was a kid, all we had was the local Surpise Zone.
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Oh, how we'd dig for hours for little treasures and trinkets. The best stuff we'd bring home, and if we got enough, we would get a bowl of rice to share. It wasn't all fun and games though. The seagulls where highly territorial and would bite us, and the red bags from the hospital would poke our little hands something fierce. But one magical day I found a piece of cardboard. I put it on my head and pretended I was a starship captian and I had discovered a new land. I laughed and scampered around for hours until my father saw I was no longer collecting shineys and beat me with a cactus.

What are these Legos everyone is talking about?
 
2013-06-12 3:43:45 PM  
2 votes:

highendmighty: ftfa: "LEGO representatives were not immediately available for comment "
- but when they are available, they will comment (also ftfa): "Last year, global sales increased by 25% to 23.4 billion Danish kroner ($4.2 billion). "

/turn the faces around, and they are smiling.


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2013-06-12 3:38:32 PM  
2 votes:

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I had these as a kid (the old wooden ones, not the plastic ones).  They were usually pretty happy about things it seemed.


Except this guy:

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2013-06-12 3:05:32 PM  
2 votes:
What the hell is a LEGO?

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2013-06-12 2:46:53 PM  
2 votes:
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I had these as a kid (the old wooden ones, not the plastic ones).  They were usually pretty happy about things it seemed.
 
2013-06-12 7:48:20 PM  
1 vote:

gweilo8888: szyska: I like the new faces. The old ones looked like they all were drugged out on lithium....

Looked like? Who are you to judge, man? You don't know! You weren't there!

/the Lego wars of '86 were hell, pure hell


They only won because Loc Blocs were far less durable, and less pointy.
 
2013-06-12 6:31:02 PM  
1 vote:
Bring on the hovercraft parents.
 
2013-06-12 4:56:33 PM  
1 vote:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Ashyukun: Carn: They won't be destroyed until they start making lego surprise buttsex faces.

There's already at least one that's close- look up the 'Hazmat Guy' collectible minifig...

Oh yeah, there's buttsex coming.
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He's one of my favorites... cause look, it's a hazmat dude.

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/love the details
//wish the head was double-sided so you can change the expression
 
2013-06-12 4:53:28 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-12 4:45:59 PM  
1 vote:

Ashyukun: Carn: They won't be destroyed until they start making lego surprise buttsex faces.

There's already at least one that's close- look up the 'Hazmat Guy' collectible minifig...


Oh yeah, there's buttsex coming.
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2013-06-12 4:42:21 PM  
1 vote:
Please someone show that coont this site and film the reaction
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2013-06-12 4:35:09 PM  
1 vote:
I'm younger so I grew up with angry LEGOs and they definitely are what made me a sociopath.
 
2013-06-12 4:27:10 PM  
1 vote:
Glad I grew up in the mid late 60's.  We had Tinker Toys, Lincoln Logs, Bricks, and Erector sets.  Oh and something called playing outside.

/Didn't know what a Lego was.
 
2013-06-12 3:27:08 PM  
1 vote:
Don't worry, all the angry Lego people will burn in Lego Hell with the rest of the sinners!

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2013-06-12 3:20:49 PM  
1 vote:
The LEGOs I had when I was growing up had no faces nor arms....

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♫ Oh please God kill me.....♫

/THE HORROR!
 
2013-06-12 3:10:05 PM  
1 vote:

Carn: They won't be destroyed until they start making lego surprise buttsex faces.


There's already at least one that's close- look up the 'Hazmat Guy' collectible minifig...
 
2013-06-12 3:05:37 PM  
1 vote:
They won't be destroyed until they start making lego surprise buttsex faces.
 
2013-06-12 2:47:28 PM  
1 vote:
License to do research... revoked!
 
2013-06-12 2:44:16 PM  
1 vote:
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