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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Ariel Castro doesn't know who kidnapped three Ohio women and held them hostage in his basement for years, but it definitely wasn't him   ( startribune.com) divider line
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2013-06-12 11:55:24 AM  
5 votes:

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2013-06-12 11:39:57 AM  
5 votes:

Rwa2play: NY should gladly reserve a spot for this lowlife at Rikers.

What Rikers may look like:

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2013-06-12 11:19:37 AM  
4 votes:
"Yeah, I really never go down there. Too many spiders."
2013-06-12 11:19:43 AM  
3 votes:
He plead not guilty to Rape, Kidnapping, Assault, and Rape.
2013-06-12 11:25:16 AM  
2 votes:
The little mermaid was cuban? Who knew
2013-06-12 11:24:52 AM  
2 votes:
Hey, look everyone, it's the "I didn't do it" boy!

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2013-06-12 12:17:45 PM  
1 vote:

Noticeably F.A.T.: Inflatable Rhetoric: I read about a 19 yr old in Bolivia, raped and killed a woman, then showed up at her funeral. The locals tied him up, tossed him in the hole first, then the coffin, then the dirt. That'll teach him.

That... sounds unlikely. Not impossible, but when I hear vague, too good to be true stories of vigilante justice my bullshiat alarm starts going off. Especially when the location is in some remote, third world shiathole (or at least somewhere that is viewed to be that).

"Wouldn't it be great if this actually happened? Hell, I'll just say it did. I'll set it in Bolivia, everyone will believe it could happen there."

Google "buried alive in Bolivia"

He was 17, not 19.

From the BBC:

Rape suspect buried alive in BoliviaA man suspected of rape has been buried alive by villagers in the southern highlands of Bolivia.
Police had identified the 17-year-old as the possible culprit in the rape and murder of a 35-year-old woman near the municipality of Colquechaca.
The chief prosecutor says more than 200 furious local people seized Santos Ramos and buried him in the grave of his alleged victim.
He says residents blocked roads into the village to stop police arriving.
A reporter for a local radio station, who would only speak anonymously for fear of reprisals, told the media that Mr Ramos was tied up at the woman's funeral.
He said mourners threw him into the open grave alongside the woman's coffin and filled the grave with earth.
Colquechaca is a town of about 5,000 inhabitants some 207 miles ( 333 km) south-east of the Bolivian capital, La Paz.
Correspondents say lynchings sometimes happen in isolated, poorer parts of Bolivia, where police and other authorities are scarce.
2013-06-12 12:13:15 PM  
1 vote:

Jument: Who among us hasn't had some crazy stranger create a fully stocked rape dungeon in their basement?

Now THERE'S a makeover show we all could agree on.
2013-06-12 11:42:23 AM  
1 vote:
great. we might get to see this followup:

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  Castro glides
2013-06-12 11:37:40 AM  
1 vote:
The Unlikely tag was apparently kidnapped and raped.
2013-06-12 11:36:39 AM  
1 vote:
Screw him and his brother Raul.
2013-06-12 11:32:07 AM  
1 vote:

youmightberight: Why is this fark still consuming our oxygen?

Constitution.  He has a strong constitution.
2013-06-12 11:28:37 AM  
1 vote:
Ariel Castro has set a message to Orenthal James asking if they can team up to find the real culprits. And he wants 50% of the television syndication rightsl.
2013-06-12 11:24:14 AM  
1 vote:
Pleading Not Guilty by reason of I don't want to go to jail.
2013-06-12 11:23:45 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: I can't believe the other men who frequented his house didn't know anything about what was going on.

Some guys are just incredibly selfish.
2013-06-12 11:22:51 AM  
1 vote:
"I always thought that screaming was ghosts! I was horrified!"
2013-06-12 11:19:28 AM  
1 vote:
Damn you Obama!!!!
2013-06-12 11:19:03 AM  
1 vote:
Seems legit
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