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2013-06-11 08:56:41 AM  
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Great, now I have hundreds of quotes from the movie and I'm sexualizing them

"A wizard is never late to cum, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He finishes precisely when he means to. "

"Even the smallest orgasm can change the course of the future"

"The clit has awoken, it's heard its masters call"

"The clit.....The one place in Middle-Earth we don't want to see any closer. And it's the one place we're trying to get to. It's just where we can't get. Let's face it, Mr. Frodo, we're lost "
2013-06-11 08:53:53 AM  
1 vote:
Dildo Baggins
2013-06-11 08:52:47 AM  
1 vote:
And in the darkness, grinds them
2013-06-11 08:44:03 AM  
1 vote:
You shall not cum!!
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