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(CNN)   Has "Hope and Change" fallen to the to the level of truth as "trickle down economics"?   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2013-06-08 04:32:20 PM  
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I will now present the Republican response.  Calibrate your Poemeters, everyone.

2. Passed the Stimulus:  Wasting government money on Solyndra.  Free market!  Freedom!  Lower taxes would have done better!
3. Passed Wall Street Reform: More job-killing regulations!
4. Ended the War in Iraq: Cut and ran like a crying libtard baby.
5. Began Draw-down of Afghanistan Troops:  See #4
6. Eliminated Osama bin laden: He couldn't have done it without Dubya laying the groundwork, and information gained by waterboarding.
7. Turned Around U.S. Auto Industry: *puts on Quote Mining helmet and grabs the pickaxe* The government expects to lose $16 billion of its investment.
8. Recapitalized Banks:  ...and?
9. Repealed "Don't Ask, Don't Tell":  *censored due to homophobic undertones*
10. Toppled Moammar Gaddafi: No American lives were lost.  Therefore, WHAT ABOUT BENGHAZI?
11. Told Mubarak to Go:  Barack, Mubarak, Obama, Osama, Hussein, Hussein...STUDY IT OUT, SHEEPLE!
12. Reversed Bush Torture Policies: But Gitmo is still open, so no he didn't.
13. Improved America's Image Abroad: But who gives a damn what people from other countries think?  USA!  USA!
14. Kicked Banks Out of Federal Student Loan Program, Expanded Pell Grant Spending:  College?  Loans?  What are those?
15. Created Race to the Top: We're not playing unless you agree to Teach The Controversy.
16. Boosted Fuel Efficiency Standards: Hey listen, libtardo.  If I wanna buy a car with a V-24 engine that pumps out one thousand horsepower and goes VROOOM VROOOM VROOOOOOOOOOM when I stomp on that gas pedal, then that's what I'm gonna do!  You can't stomp on Americans and tell us we all gotta drive hippiemobiles!  VROOOOOOOOOOM!
17. Coordinated International Response to Financial Crisis: But he did nothing about the bad economy!
18. Passed Mini Stimuli: Kept people on unemployment.
19. Began Asia "Pivot": Ching chong ching chinga chong.
20. Increased Support for Veterans: It's terrible how neglected veterans were in 2009.  Then Barry only wanted to increase government spending.
21. Tightened Sanctions on Iran: But didn't bomb Iran.  Therefore he's a weak leader.  You need to bomb things.
22. Created Conditions to Begin Closing Dirtiest Power Plants: Killed the jobs of hundreds of hard-working power plant operators whose only crime was working for an older plant.
23. Passed Credit Card Reforms: Waste of time, the bootstrappy people would know better than to get into credit card debt. 
24. Eliminated Catch-22 in Pay Equality Laws: Opened the door for every employer who ever hired women to be flooded with discrimination lawsuits.
25. Protected Two Liberal Seats on the U.S. Supreme Court: Do I even need to mock the Republican response to Wise Latina Sotomayor?
26. Improved Food Safety System: More government spending and more regulations!
27. Achieved New START Treaty: We miss Reagan.
28. Expanded National Service: Would you like to know more?
29. Expanded Wilderness and Watershed Protection: Kissed hippie asses.

OK that's enough of that.  Even I can't keep up this act for that long.
2013-06-08 11:26:45 AM  
1 vote:

Infernalist: LouDobbsAwaaaay: Infernalist: It's a bit silly to rage about Obamacare

I'm not raging about Obamacare.  I'm saying "if you don't have insurance you are voluntarily being an idiot" is a stupid thing to say, and it used to be exclusively a GOP position.  And Dems who adopt that position just to circle-the-wagons on Obamacare should be ashamed of themselves.

Ah, that makes more sense.  You're pissed off at the people who aren't aware of what the GOP is doing to hamstring the ACA.

That's more reasonable.

He's merely trying to illustrate that both sides are bad. You're supposed to do something after realizing that, but it escapes me. However, I think it rhymes with "Goat Republican."
2013-06-08 10:59:54 AM  
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Obamacare that is.
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