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(NYPost)   NYC 911 dispatcher: What you got stabbed? Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2013-06-07 04:41:35 PM  
FTFA: A note left behind said, "She was casting spells on me."
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What kind of magic spells did she use?
Slime and Snails?
Puppy dog's tails?
Thunder or lightning?
2013-06-07 04:50:02 PM  

hardinparamedic: RedHead87: Oh thank you... thank you so much...

-peaks at profile-


Yes... I am the rare UNDER 300lbs dispatcher.
2013-06-07 05:20:06 PM  

RedHead87: Yes... I am the rare UNDER 300lbs dispatcher.

I was going to go with young, female and attractive, but that works too.
2013-06-07 05:26:37 PM  
Maybe people with poor listening skills shouldn't have a job where that is a critical skill?
2013-06-07 05:29:17 PM  
hardinparamedic: I was going to go with young, female and attractive, but that works too.

Well thanks as much as before. I had to go to court for a call last week and the judge said the same thing in court... "YOU'RE a DISPATCHER?" Maybe I should make buttons...
2013-06-08 04:05:05 AM  

mbillips: gweilo8888: Life could get interesting for the moron dispatcher if they can tie down the time of death accurately enough, and it turns out she wasn't quite dead when the call was made.

The call was made more than a week after the stabbing. Reading is fundamental.

Hey, she might have died really, really slowly!

/I'm still happpeeeeeeeee!
//yeah, I only skimmed TFA
2013-06-08 06:49:21 AM  
Mental guy who stabbed spell casting girlfriend:

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911 Operator:

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2013-06-08 02:50:29 PM  
hardinparamedic [TotalFark]
2013-06-07 03:44:24 PM

OnlyM3: This thread up while runs where moonbats desperately argue 911 operators are to be obeyed at all times is quite amusing. people state that while 911 operators do not, many times, give legally binding orders, generally their advice is worth taking in mind if you want to keep from killing someone or yourself in a dangerous situation, or if you generally want to keep someone alive until the arrival of people who know what they're doing.

There. Fixed that for you.


about that

Keep trying though, you are amusing.
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