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(WTKR)   Giant 'Frankenfish' caught in Virginia could break World record for size, tartar sauce sales   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, frankenfish, Potomac River  
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17266 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jun 2013 at 10:18 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-06 11:21:50 AM  
3 votes:
FTA: A Spotsylvania County man hauled in a 3-foot northern snakehead fish that could be world record for the predator known as Frankenfish.
It got that nickname because it can walk on dry ground.

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That Frankenstein guy, always walkin' around.
2013-06-06 10:45:08 AM  
3 votes:

zabadu: When they run out of food, a snakehead can just walk to another nearby waterway.

The hell??? Full Size

/hot, like fried snakehead
2013-06-06 11:04:56 AM  
2 votes:

cantsleep: zabadu: When they run out of food, a snakehead can just walk to another nearby waterway.

The hell???

Dude, stay up on current events.

I saw a snakehead ahead of me in the drive-thru lane at McD's.
He used debit to pay for his breakfast & bit the server. What an asshole!
2013-06-06 10:49:20 AM  
2 votes:
Tartar Sauce is a vile substance created by a madman seething with hatred for all of Humanity! I prefer using Ranch dip instead for fish.
2013-06-06 10:20:06 AM  
2 votes:
I got so much tartar, don't have to dip my fishsticks in shiat!
2013-06-06 09:15:48 AM  
2 votes:
He says he could barely fit it in his cooler.

for some reason i read 'cooler' as 'cooter'.
2013-06-06 01:11:18 PM  
1 vote:
It's only a matter of time before we hear of them swallowing cats and small dogs. Start thinking up clever and funny headlines.

By the by, the toothy fish that oldfarthenry posted above is, IIRC, African, and has become a popular sport fish with guys bored by bass and pickerel, etc.

It has a face that only a cartoonist could love. A lot of animals look like they were designed by cartoonists. In this case, it was not Dr. Seuss. Dr. Seuss seems to have done his best design work in Madagascar. I believe he may have won some prizes for the lemurs and those alien-looking popped-umbrella-shaped trees.

I think the designer of this fish was Mike Judge.
2013-06-06 01:07:30 PM  
1 vote:
If you oppose undocumented fish species, you're a racist.

I refuse to call them invasive because I'm not an ignorant bigot
2013-06-06 12:21:16 PM  
1 vote:
i don't understand why this illegal immigrant fish are called frankenfish?   monsanto had nothing to do with these fish. why not chinky chink chinkchink job-stealing fish?

please people, pick your slurs and insults correctly.
2013-06-06 11:23:01 AM  
1 vote:

fireclown: muskie

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2013-06-06 10:48:39 AM  
1 vote:
That article read like some of my 5 year old's "Level 2" books.
2013-06-06 10:42:30 AM  
1 vote:
Had a snake head in the early 90's in my aquarium. When he got to about 6 inches my tilapia buttikoferi killed him. The buttikoferi then started killing everything else in the tank. They are the assholes of the fish world.
2013-06-06 10:38:28 AM  
1 vote:
Doesn't see the resemblance.

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2013-06-06 10:30:23 AM  
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2013-06-06 10:23:13 AM  
1 vote:
Kill it with hot grease
2013-06-06 09:38:48 AM  
1 vote:

SlothB77: He says he could barely fit it in his cooler.

for some reason i read 'cooler' as 'cooter'.

He could barely fit it there too.

farking snakeheads are going to ruin this country, you mark my words.  We should just round them all up and kill them.  A final solution, if you will, to our snakehead problem.
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