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(WCPO Cincinnati)   If you're in or passing through the Cincinnati metro area please be cognizant of what's going on. Apparently the motor vehicles have started their long anticipated jihad against the buildings. Audi Akbar   ( wcpo.com) divider line
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2013-06-05 10:44:59 AM  
2 votes:
what a Saab story
2013-06-05 01:13:22 PM  
1 vote:

Buttknuckle: Cymbal: bearcats1983: herdgirl72: I woke up this morning to the news saying another car hit a restaurant! WTF? It's all food joints.
I know these people can't drive in this town(seriously its the sun put on some sunglasses instead of slamming on the brakes on 71 at Pfeiffer) but its getting stupid.

/country mouse in the city

Totally agree. Always something stupid slowing down my drive home from work. Yesterday, it was a little fender Bender on the side of the highway that blocked up traffic from 275 to Kenwood.

Drive home from work in Dayton continues to get longer every afternoon, yesterday was almost two hours. Want to stick my head in an oven a little.

This city needs a major public transportation solution in a bad way. The highway traffic gets worse and worse every year. Why can't we get a light rail like Cleveland and Chicago have? Run it north and south along I-71 and 75 and east and west on Reagan and Norwood Lateral and have a line out to the airport. Then have the hub downtown.

Cause Malory is busy spending the Cincinnati's money on staff vacations and other nonsense.

I'm confused, I thought politicians were here to help us.
2013-06-05 11:14:48 AM  
1 vote:
This calls for a Cincinnati Fark party, you know so we too can contribute to cars plowing through buildings.
2013-06-05 11:05:39 AM  
1 vote:
"A second car has struck the towers!"
2013-06-05 11:04:57 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-05 11:04:16 AM  
1 vote:
I'm going to assume the first crash into the vacant building was a dry run before the conspirators actively began attacking restaurants.
2013-06-05 11:03:15 AM  
1 vote:
This one was by far the most impressive (IMO) Driver was actually able to "r-u-n-n-o-f-t" before the law got there.

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2013-06-05 10:48:07 AM  
1 vote:
Living in Cincinnati, I often times find myself wanting to drive into something.

At least we have a mayoral candidate handing out pop plants today.  That's progress.

http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/local_news/cincinnati-mayoral-candidate -j im-berns-claims-he-will-hand-out-48-free-marijuana-plants-at-event
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