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(Gwinnett Daily Post)   Man: "Help I was carjacked and he shot my fingers off." Police: "Interesting. Your injury matches that of a reported botched drug deal just down the road a few minutes ago." Man: "I would like to not press charges on my carjacker"   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Norcross, Suwanee  
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3238 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jun 2013 at 8:46 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-04 08:49:22 AM  
He was all thumbs in the drug business anyway.
2013-06-04 08:50:09 AM  
Well give the man a hand!
2013-06-04 08:50:34 AM  
So police figured his story was bogus and that something was up, yet they just couldn't put a finger on it
2013-06-04 09:10:30 AM  
Where'd the fingers go?
2013-06-04 03:30:27 PM  

Public Savant: Where'd the fingers go?

No way.  Get some Wendy's chili involved and each one represents a potential goldmine.
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