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(Buzzfeed)   Introducing the Donut Bacon and Egg Sandwich, because America isn't fat enough yet   ( buzzfeed.com) divider line
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2013-06-03 02:41:52 PM  
2 votes:
Wait till Bloomberg hears about this.
2013-06-03 04:54:25 PM  
1 vote:

TuteTibiImperes: TheShavingofOccam123: I could see a cake donut egg and bacon sandwich. Especially if it had some savory stuff tossed into the dough and A LITTLE OF THE SWEETNESS REDUCED!!1!

/blaspheme emphasized by author

Cake donuts are the miracle whip of the donut world, i.e. abominations.

Blasphemy. Yeast donuts have no place in the world of cider.

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Also, cake donuts are delicious.

/So are yeast donuts.
//But cider donuts are the best.
2013-06-03 04:36:10 PM  
1 vote:

anuran: How many of those calories are from fat, how many from sugars, how many from protein?

Who cares?  Every calorie is made from delicious, that's all that matters.
2013-06-03 04:14:54 PM  
1 vote:

TheRameres: skullkrusher: Lsherm: Side note: Dunkin's doughnut breakfast sandwich has fewer calories (360) than its "healthy" new turkey sausage sandwich (390)

360 calories for a fast food breakfast sandwich isn't beyond the pale.  An Egg McMuffin only has 300 calories, but a Sausage McMuffin has 370, and with egg it has 460.  Most all of the other McDonald's breakfast choices are above 450 calories.

came for this:

http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-dunkin-donuts-glazed-donut-i1 19 302

D&D glazed donut has 260 calories

http://www.dunkindonuts.com/content/dunkindonuts/en/menu/nutrition/n ut rition_catalog.html

plain bagel has 310

obvious difference in the fat departments but most people wouldn't scoff at a bacon egg and cheese on a bagel but there are a shiatton of cals in bagels

/ex bagelry employee

Is it just me or does something not add up?

One egg and one piece of bacon is 110 calories (70 for the egg, 40 for the bacon).

If the donut alone is 260, shouldn't that mean at a minimum, it should be 370?

Plus I'm reading "fried eggs and bacon" - that implies more than one egg.  So maybe really 440 calories?

All and all, if you're going to pick up one of these (plus some tator tots per the picture), just plan on doing a bunch of yard work or walking later that day and skip out on any morning snack you might have.  A 700-800 calorie intake in the morning plus some exercise really isn't too bad as a weekend indulgance.

Look man, we're talking about a sandwich made from donuts and meat.  Get your stupid math out of here.  I'm too busy drooling.
2013-06-03 04:11:38 PM  
1 vote:
Sponsored by Brawndo Buzzfeed.
2013-06-03 03:45:03 PM  
1 vote:
2013-06-03 03:30:42 PM  
1 vote:

Electrify: Times like this I'm both thankful and sad that Dunkin Doughnuts is not available in Canada.

/Tim's sucks

Dude... do you hear the footsteps yet?  You may still have time to run.

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2013-06-03 03:30:15 PM  
1 vote:
They need to wrap it in dough then deep-fry it, then cover it with french fries and melted cheese, and surround the whole thing with a half gallon of ice cream.

Wait, is there as way to work a full slab of ribs into that? And I want it to be Dorito Cool Ranch flavored.
2013-06-03 02:45:03 PM  
1 vote:
It comes with a lipitor espresso.
2013-06-03 02:43:04 PM  
1 vote:
We're never satisfied when it comes to food. "You know what'd be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let's use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle. Here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!"

--Jim Gaffigan
2013-06-03 02:38:12 PM  
1 vote:
Put some cheese on that, and you have a deal.
2013-06-03 01:31:55 PM  
1 vote:
This is forever why Dunkin' Donuts is better than Starbucks, except for everything else.
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