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2004-01-04 12:28:01 AM  
She married George Costanza? Serenity now!
 
2004-01-04 12:28:44 AM  
This will likely delay her inevitable porn career.
 
2004-01-04 12:28:51 AM  
wtf
 
2004-01-04 12:28:53 AM  
Newsflash of the century perhaps?
 
2004-01-04 12:29:20 AM  
wow, joygasm *yawns*
 
2004-01-04 12:29:22 AM  
And this deserved a news flash tag how?
 
2004-01-04 12:29:28 AM  
And we care becaauuuuuuse.....??
 
2004-01-04 12:30:09 AM  
i dont care.

what is so special about her?

she looks all extra plain, ive seen hotter women on the street.

and she sings like a goat.
 
2004-01-04 12:30:33 AM  
Story with more detail, i.e.: walked down the aisle by the hotel bellman. Very classy.
 
2004-01-04 12:30:34 AM  
Bookies now taking bets on length of marriage as of one minute after this story broke.
 
2004-01-04 12:31:03 AM  
No two people are not on fire...

awwwwww....
 
2004-01-04 12:31:41 AM  
Somebody hit it.
 
2004-01-04 12:31:47 AM  
I am already getting a good headline ready for when she dangles her first born in uncertain danger.
 
2004-01-04 12:32:01 AM  
IF THIS IS IMPORTANT TO YOU IN ANYWAY, OR YOU EVEN CARE, TAKE ALL THE PILLS IN YOUR BATHROOM
 
PTK
2004-01-04 12:32:04 AM  
And...why the fark should we care?
 
gm
2004-01-04 12:32:29 AM  
Great, can we expect another reality show?
 
2004-01-04 12:32:45 AM  
I would hardly consider this a news flash, but rather a "how long will this last".

I will start taking bets now
 
2004-01-04 12:32:59 AM  
As soon as the honeymoon's over, she's gonna get fat.....
Hey, my wife went through it.
 
2004-01-04 12:33:07 AM  
Now I guess it makes sense why she never returned one of my 15 calls every day for the past year, nor any of my letters. Damn. Now Im going to have to kill her husband to make her mine. Oh well. It should be ok. After all we are DESTINED to be together.
 
2004-01-04 12:33:13 AM  
WHAT!?!?!
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.
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NO MTV SPECIAL?
 
PTK
2004-01-04 12:33:26 AM  
bongfarmer
IF THIS IS IMPORTANT TO YOU IN ANYWAY, OR YOU EVEN CARE, TAKE ALL THE PILLS IN YOUR BATHROOM

I second that.
 
2004-01-04 12:33:27 AM  
I don't care, but I'm going to post a fark comment about it anyway.
 
2004-01-04 12:33:36 AM  
Does that mean I don't get to bang her anymore?
 
2004-01-04 12:33:45 AM  
GIS for "Jason Alexander"
[image from nlm.nih.gov too old to be available]
 
2004-01-04 12:34:06 AM  
So she pulls a publicity stunt.

Why is this news?
 
2004-01-04 12:34:07 AM  
recockulous

this might speed it up though because of a sex tape on the hunny moon.
 
2004-01-04 12:34:17 AM  
It's the summer of George! Watch out for cheap invitation envelopes Britney.
 
2004-01-04 12:35:22 AM  
Actually it sounds like they got drunk and thought it would be funny. And actually it is.
 
2004-01-04 12:35:23 AM  
Bet Mr. Britney has one uuuuggggly a$$ pre nup.
 
2004-01-04 12:35:26 AM  
In less than six months , it'll be another celebrity divorce and she'll need to do some more lesbo stuff to "shock" us all.
 
2004-01-04 12:35:30 AM  
[image from pkmeco.com too old to be available]

Much better image
 
2004-01-04 12:36:14 AM  
uhh.. is this link farked already?
 
2004-01-04 12:36:19 AM  
URL not safe for work?
 
2004-01-04 12:36:22 AM  
I dunno why, but I feel sad.
 
2004-01-04 12:36:22 AM  
I give it six weeks.
 
2004-01-04 12:36:49 AM  
I wonder is she and her hubby will pull a paris for us all to see
 
2004-01-04 12:37:26 AM  
At least this eliminates one more item from the big list of things she can do to garner attention:

Public drunkenness: check!
Lesbian 3-way on national TV: check!
Surprise vegas wedding: check!
Candid amateur porn tape: pending...
 
2004-01-04 12:37:51 AM  
she pulled a carmen electra
 
2004-01-04 12:38:16 AM  
who gives a fark
 
2004-01-04 12:38:16 AM  
[image from home.swipnet.se too old to be available]

This Jason Alexander?
 
2004-01-04 12:38:17 AM  
if she wasn't married to a large breasted asian woman than I'm not interested
 
PTK
2004-01-04 12:38:29 AM  
thesiver
URL not safe for work?

Article is safe, but the rest of the site isn't.
 
2004-01-04 12:38:47 AM  
all who care, please show by raising your hands...

/sounds of crickets in distance...
 
2004-01-04 12:39:12 AM  
So she went and pulled a Carmen Electra.

Damn attention whore
 
2004-01-04 12:39:25 AM  
"the pop star insists it was all a joke that went too far, and that Spears is already making plans to annul the marriage."
 
2004-01-04 12:41:08 AM  
Ugh, I shouldn't of drank that much. Oh well. the honeymoon was fun!
 
2004-01-04 12:41:10 AM  
Step 1: Get married to bubbly post-teen sensation.

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.
 
2004-01-04 12:41:18 AM  
Okay, I'll be the first to say it...
Divorce in 5...4...3...
 
2004-01-04 12:41:33 AM  
Funny, Jason Alexander's only 22? Man he looks really old for his age...only 22, had a TV sitcom, starred in "Dunston Checks In," hocked KFC, and now is married to Briteny Spears! Is there anything this man can't do?

See its funny 'cause they have the same name...get it? Ahh screw it, I got nothing...Happy Festivus Everyone!
 
2004-01-04 12:41:59 AM  
MTV on line 1. They want to film the first few months of marriage for a reality series.

/it's been done
 
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