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2760 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Nov 2001 at 4:43 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-29 04:44:16 PM  
yes repeat
2001-11-29 04:45:12 PM  
2001-11-29 04:45:59 PM  
Repeat, but funny nonetheless
2001-11-29 04:46:13 PM  
Well, go look at some of the other movies then :-) I thought it had probably made it here
2001-11-29 04:46:27 PM  
"willingness to commit suicide to enable victory of friends"

Good thing no one told Jesus that this was wrong-headed activity, huh?
2001-11-29 04:48:19 PM  
Good thing no one told Jesus that this was wrong-headed activity, huh?
yeah I wonder if they thought of that
2001-11-29 04:48:41 PM  
"witchcraft/sorcery to control others, repeatedly"

Really? I thought this movie was about getting some stone...
2001-11-29 04:48:45 PM  
Yeah, repeat..somehow CAP got in to see a sneak peak, and released this review before the film was released.
2001-11-29 04:48:49 PM  
"evil eyes, repeatedly"

2001-11-29 04:49:27 PM  
Is anyone suprised that cap didnt like this one. This was a slamdunk that he would not like it. Hell the day cap likes a movie the terrorisys will have won.
2001-11-29 04:50:52 PM  
Holy ads.
2001-11-29 04:52:06 PM  
repeat it is!!! yay!!!..............yawn.........
2001-11-29 04:53:51 PM  
how come repeats get posted but NONE of my articles ever do
2001-11-29 04:54:19 PM  
if it is a repeat(?)
hy even post it?
2001-11-29 04:55:05 PM  
How do you even post repeats? Isn't there a thing that doesn't let you submit something that's already been submitted. Hell, I get that with half the links I submit.
2001-11-29 04:55:37 PM  
Rosalea:Because you smell like cabbage.
2001-11-29 04:58:47 PM  
fresh cabbage like a baby
2001-11-29 05:01:17 PM  
Jeebus! What is up with all the farking ads in the article. Looks like a circus...
2001-11-29 05:01:35 PM  
Rosalea:Because you smell like cabbage.

2001-11-29 05:01:56 PM  
Check out Idle Hands and American Psycho.
2001-11-29 05:02:48 PM  
Boy, they really shove that holy/righteous stuff in your face. I think i got nauseous by just seeing the ads.
2001-11-29 05:02:50 PM  
they don't even know their right from their left....
2001-11-29 05:03:19 PM  
"evil eyes, repeatedly"

Is that anything like 'Stink-eye' ??
2001-11-29 05:03:30 PM  
Rosalea: stake out some sites that are frequently linked to by Fark (yahoo, CNN, etc.) and find out when they update. It also helps if you can take a boring story (i.e., Gov't forcasts deficits for 3 years) and make the headline funny when the reader sees the article (i.e. Bad America! Bad America! No surplus for you until you finish your deficit!).
2001-11-29 05:04:49 PM  
I've submitted tons of articles and I've never seen a one I submitted linked. Its kinda disappointing.
Oh well probably should work on preventing typos in my headlines.
2001-11-29 05:05:01 PM  

Very funny! I like to laugh and your post (accompanied by Uniform Resource Locator) made me laugh!

Take that CAP
2001-11-29 05:05:08 PM  

god forbid your children might *gasp* EXPERIENCE SOMETHING!!
2001-11-29 05:06:21 PM  
Also - make sure you are not doubling up the http:// at the beginning of the URL. I've seen that a lot, and usually don't bother to fix them unless they are exceptionally outstanding.

My fault this is posted again.
2001-11-29 05:08:05 PM  
No farking shiat its a farking repeat. Take that filter.
2001-11-29 05:08:41 PM  
yeah I've done that a couple times. I need to remember to read my headline before submitting since I can't just go back and correct it.
2001-11-29 05:11:33 PM  
Impudence/Hate (I)(1):
* two uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary


I guess I am going to hell (=4) now.
2001-11-29 05:13:39 PM  
OMG If it was that evil, would so many people go to see it?!

Oh wait, nevermind!
2001-11-29 05:25:24 PM  
That's funny. He said 'open mindedness'.
2001-11-29 05:37:12 PM  
Wee pete!
2001-11-29 05:44:14 PM  
Under "offenses to god", you'll find this gem:
"paintings with moving subjects, repeatedly"
I'd like to see CAP's ideal movie.
2001-11-29 05:48:49 PM  
I like the T-shirt that says:

"Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's Stoned."

Or something to that effect.
2001-11-29 05:54:39 PM  
>beating of a child with a club by a giant troll, seeing the club hit the child, repeatedly

Hmm, sounds a lot like the internet in general. ; p
2001-11-29 05:56:45 PM  
"beating of a child with a club by a giant troll, seeing the club hit the child, repeatedly"

Okay, now he's just making stuff up. The troll TRIED to hit them; it never did.

Oops. I just admitted I saw the movie...
2001-11-29 06:02:39 PM  
Offenses to God are some of the funniest things Ive read in some time.

Half-horse - half-man creature

So thats bad.

How come angels, which are essentially half-man, half-bird OK?
2001-11-29 06:11:04 PM  
They can take this review and shove it up their rightous ass
2001-11-29 06:12:01 PM  
cap alert is the one of the funniest sites ever. check the back to school special on the mainpage. stupid christians.
2001-11-29 06:26:25 PM  
"christmas without jesus"...

Isn't that called kwanzaa?
2001-11-29 06:28:55 PM  
"Christmas without Jesus"

Okay, someone show me where in the Bible it even states when Jesus' birthday was. Can't find it? Huh. Okay, how about showing me where he or God commands Christians to celebrate it. No? Gee, go figure...
2001-11-29 06:35:10 PM  
Angels are real you silly heathen.
2001-11-29 06:38:42 PM  
I read the back to school special on Satanic symbols,but I wonder where the following are:
The Frito,Tux The Penguin,The Disney Logo,7-11 Signs,The Dodge Symbol,and the Maytag Repair Man?
These are very damaging to a child's eternal soul,and you all must keep your children from straying down the dark path these icons represent!
2001-11-29 06:40:44 PM  
whenever cap says , I say .
I suggest we all use with whatever CAP says.
2001-11-29 06:44:41 PM  
when Cap says [image from members.home.net too old to be available], i say [image from members.home.net too old to be available]
use [image from members.home.net too old to be available], whenever reading CAP

don't know what happened with last one hope this works
2001-11-29 07:03:58 PM  
y'all seemed to miss the best sin:

children wandering about alone in a forest at night

if that ain't sinful i don't know what is :)

2001-11-29 07:39:53 PM  

You can thank those mean old Jew hatin Catholics for giving us Christmas and Easter.

Lets hope in the next movie they use pentagrams!!!!

CAP will really frak out
2001-11-29 07:41:26 PM  
Sorry "freak out"... I got too excited :)
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