offmymeds: "That's pretty stupid," said customer Jessica Harris. "Why would you steal a mannequin?"More realistic than something like this, perhaps?[coltmonday.files.wordpress.com image 385x240]
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Your Average Witty Fark User: I'm pretty sure the kids these days consider anal as first base.
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