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(WPTV)   Lipstick on President Obama's collar? He's got some 'splaining to do   ( wptv.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, President Obama, American Idol, Pacific Islanders, aunts  
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2013-05-29 08:17:37 AM  
Subby, if Chris Christie had just won YOU a stuffed bear on the Jersey boardwalk, I think you'd have let him do a little necking, too.
2013-05-29 08:27:44 AM  
Damn it, someone beat me to the Christie comment.

If it was Michelles lipstick, it would go from his neck, across his collar and halfway down his shirt.
2013-05-29 08:32:30 AM  
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Speaking at a White House reception for AAPI Heritage Month in the East Room, the president explained why he had a red mark on his white shirt. He says the blame lies with the aunt of American Idol runner-up Jessica Sanchez.

Fixed that for Faux.
2013-05-29 08:35:06 AM  
He should use Wisk.
2013-05-29 08:35:07 AM  
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2013-05-29 08:38:21 AM  
He's got Bill on speed dial. No worries.
2013-05-29 08:38:38 AM  
Well that takes care of Fox News programming for the rest of the week.

 Now all the have to do is call a special council, put the President under oath, ask him about the lipstick, then seize the shirt, do a DNA test, and they've got him.

 *double facepalm*
2013-05-29 08:39:40 AM  

2013-05-29 08:40:54 AM  
thank god I have lipstickumbrellaghazi.com camped.
2013-05-29 08:41:19 AM  
Well... is this just the tip of the iceberg?
2013-05-29 08:42:14 AM  
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2013-05-29 08:44:10 AM  
Clearly, this is to falsely discredit the story yesterday about the cocaine-fueled affair he's having with Reggie Love...or something.
2013-05-29 08:53:30 AM  
The First Lady is ripped.  I would not want to get on her bad side.  The President is a smart man....
2013-05-29 09:03:09 AM  
Plot twist: It's Hillary's lipstick!
2013-05-29 09:07:11 AM  
We know it wasn't from Moochelle. She moved out months ago.
2013-05-29 09:14:56 AM  
"She wasn't kissing your face, my love"
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2013-05-29 09:26:02 AM  
Who are these women who enjoy kissing shirts?
2013-05-29 09:34:58 AM  
so governor Christie likes to put on makeup. don't judge him!
2013-05-29 09:54:29 AM  
My favorite Connie Francis song!  Here are the Saints doing a bang-up cover of it.

2013-05-29 11:02:59 AM  

abfalter: The First Lady is ripped.  I would not want to get on her bad side.  The President is a smart man....

HAHA!  You've mistaken "husky" for ripped.
2013-05-29 11:59:15 AM  
This will give Glen Beck material for at least a week.
2013-05-29 12:32:47 PM  
I really would like to believe that the Derp Squad will let this one go. I really would like to believe that.
2013-05-29 12:37:10 PM  
Conservative saying this was planted to cover for Obama being a homosexual in 3... 2.. 1...
2013-05-29 02:32:32 PM  
Pfft, he knows he's not getting re-elected. What does he care? Gobama GO!
2013-05-29 03:09:37 PM  
Easily explainable by just mentioning that it's President Bush's fault.
2013-05-29 03:46:43 PM  
Ever wonder why Democrats have more sex than Republicans?
Because who wants a piece of elephant?
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