Rev.K: Look, if you don't like spit sex, that's fine, I'm not going to judge you, but don't you judge me because I get off having strangers spit into my mouth while jerking me off.
Pocket Ninja: I'm not sure I understand the spit thing. Are we talking about drinking spit equivalent to an entire classroom (lets call that 25 people) spitting once into a bucket? Or are we talking about somehow draining all the spit from each person in the classroom, collecting that into some sort of spit trough, and drinking that? That's two entirely different prospects, right there, and I'd need to know which one I'm considering (as well as what the 8 people I'd be having sex with look like). There's always tradeoffs; sometimes they're worth it and sometimes they're not.
RodneyToady: That's great. Lie to teenagers with relatively easily discredited information. That way, they'll have an automatic distrust for everything else you say in the future.
labman: It's not like teenagers have an easy way to check these things. If only there was a website they could go to and type in a question and get answers.
Pray 4 Mojo: Subby... It wasn't "sex ed" class... it wasn't "taxpayer" dollars... and there as an autoplay video.I'm going to rape you.
scottydoesntknow: Works great for D.A.R.E.
gnosis301: When they say a whole classroom's spit, do they mean in a row?
digitalrain: Is that 8 partners consecutively or concurrently?
FLMountainMan: Off to go get a smallpox blanket, which is difficult for me because white people have grossly inferior spatial intelligence and, not being Oriental, I lack excellent organizational skills. Luckily I can afford it because the Laffer Curve grants me great wealth. Which I already had because of white privilege.
Random Anonymous Blackmail: What kind of sex with 8 partners?
dr_blasto: And the nonprofit - with its strong Christian, Republican and anti-abortion ties - is on a list of approved presenters in Nashville-Davidson County's public schools.
Super Chronic: Random Anonymous Blackmail: What kind of sex with 8 partners?That costs, what, four million dollars?
lennavan: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 214x283]Kinda weird for a transgender lady to be the conservative spokesperson for abstinence only.
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