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(WTSP)   Oldest American, 114, says she's still not ready to drive   ( divider line
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2013-05-28 03:31:00 PM  
2 votes:
She might not be ready to drive but, I hear she is wicked with her putter.
2013-05-28 05:20:39 PM  
1 vote:
Her Skeksis counterpart must be killing Gelflings left and right to keep her alive.
2013-05-28 03:58:55 PM  
1 vote:
As part of the prep for her cataract operation my mother and I had to watch a movie about the procedure. In it the narrator stated that the patient would be able to drive a week after the surgery. When we went in to see the surgeon two weeks after the operation, I told him my mother was disappointed with the results. He asked why and I told him the movie said she would be able to drive by now. He said that was correct and he was concerned she couldn't  until I told him she was really looking forward to it as she had never driven before in her life. He wasn't amused.
2013-05-28 03:15:30 PM  
1 vote:
Aging sucks for women.

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2013-05-28 03:02:32 PM  
1 vote:
Doesn't look a day past 112.
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2013-05-28 02:57:30 PM  
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johnsoninca: An elderly person woman admitting they shouldn't drive should get a Hero tag.

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2013-05-28 02:54:56 PM  
1 vote:
it's ok. she can go on the cart
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