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(Orlando Sentinel)   It wouldn't be Memorial Day at the beach without a child getting bitten by a shark   ( orlandosentinel.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Memorial Day, shark bites, rip currents, Daytona Beach, beaches, Volusia County  
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2013-05-28 02:15:48 AM  
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I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS!
2013-05-28 01:23:05 AM  
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Lifeguards helping about 100 people regarding rip currents they should have previously been warned about?

We need more Darwinguards, scowling above the dangerous waves and sipping whiskey as they witness Mother Nature's motherly grasp doing what it does best.
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