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(Daily Mail)   Oh, your son got kicked off the high school track team for missing practice? Sure, $40 million seems reasonable   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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13157 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 May 2013 at 8:17 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-27 08:34:16 PM  
7 votes:
Wait, no, turns out I was just sitting on my foot and reading the dailyfail. My bad.
2013-05-27 08:30:34 PM  
7 votes:
Instead, he said that the falling out with the coach after he would not put him in the events he was best suited for

Am I having a stroke?

He would not specify how exactly the came to the asking amount of $40million for the lawsuit, though it is clear that they are concerned with Mawusimensah's career.

I-I think I'm having a stroke.

Then when he went on to Sterling Regional High School, the coach reportedly did not allow him to run those races, but not because he was slow, rather showing partiality towards older students.

Jesus, someone call 911, I'm having a farking stroke! The words.. they're gibberish!
2013-05-27 08:26:16 PM  
4 votes:
Given that it's the Daily Mail, I'm having doubts that New Jersey even exists.  And I lived there for ten years.
2013-05-27 08:42:46 PM  
3 votes:
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Na...Nagunna...Not-gunna run here anymore thats for sure.
2013-05-27 09:26:56 PM  
2 votes:
why did they miss the start time. CPT?
2013-05-27 08:55:20 PM  
1 vote:
I'll "disrespect" him.  With a club.
2013-05-27 08:53:14 PM  
1 vote:
Makes sense considering that world class track stars can make something like 80 bucks flat in a good year.
/pops is farking delusional
2013-05-27 08:48:44 PM  
1 vote:
I feel really sorry for this kid. I remember once at the end of a track season I didn't even get a participation trophy. My family sued for $4 million, and that asshole judge laughed at us, probably because he was getting the ghey with the other attorney. 

At least I got a participation trophy from the court though, that was cool.
2013-05-27 08:36:54 PM  
1 vote:

Elegy: Wait, no, turns out I was just sitting on my foot and reading the dailyfail. My bad.

Had to give teh funny to both your posts. Well done, sir or madam.
2013-05-27 08:23:03 PM  
1 vote:
Coach just didn't want to say that farking name any more
2013-05-27 08:22:31 PM  
1 vote:
I think they kicked him off the team because they couldn't figure out how to say his name....
2013-05-27 08:21:49 PM  
1 vote:

Empty H: Hourly DailyFail article about how awful Americans are so you all feel better about yourselves.

To be fair, they also have frequent articles about the awfulness of Eastern Europeans living in Britain on the dole, as well.
2013-05-27 08:20:20 PM  
1 vote:
because his son Mawusimensah was kicked off of his high school's track team

2013-05-27 08:19:46 PM  
1 vote:
Hourly DailyFail article about how awful Americans are so you all feel better about yourselves.
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