Empty H: Hourly DailyFail article about how awful Americans are so you all feel better about yourselves.
TorqueToad: because his son Mawusimensah was kicked off of his high school's track teamhmm...
jehovahs witness protection: TorqueToad: because his son Mawusimensah was kicked off of his high school's track teamhmm...My-wussy-Mensahmm...
YoOjo: Coach just didn't want to say that farking name any more
Elegy: Wait, no, turns out I was just sitting on my foot and reading the dailyfail. My bad.
The_Original_Roxtar: maybe you shouldn't bet your kid's entire future on whether or not he can run fast.
DesktopHippie: Have any actual newspapers reported it, or is this just another daily mail story?
If you like these links, you'll love
All the submissions, none of the calories.
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2018 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Mar 20 2018 14:30:15
Runtime: 0.427 sec (426 ms)