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(The Gazette)   Duck makes nest outside hardware store, and the employees and customers are doing everything they can to make sure she stays comfortable   ( thegazette.com) divider line
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2013-05-28 12:42:24 AM  
Today at work, I was sitting on my lunch break in the smoking area, when I saw a duck flying nearby. It was a female mallard, and it had something in its mouth, which it dropped about 20 feet directly in front of me. Odd crunch sound. The bird circled once and then returned the way it came.

Upon investigation it was an egg, with a dying chick inside. Nothing obviously wrong, but too small for this late in the spring. Watched it gasp for a breath before it stopped the tiny movements it was attempting. Poor little thing.
2013-05-28 02:32:02 AM  
2013-05-28 02:26:02 PM  

Guuberre: Wait until those ducklings hatch. Mama ain't gonna be so cute all at once.

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/Why, no - I've never duckled

That looks more like a goose.
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