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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   When backpacks are outlawed, only outlaws will carry backpacks   ( denver.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2013-05-26 11:28:20 PM  
1 vote:
We won't really be free of this until somebody makes a bomb out of a TSA agent.
2013-05-26 08:08:46 PM  
1 vote:
How about we walk around with bags labelled Acme Dynamite: Please Deliver to Wile E. Coyote?

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2013-05-26 06:49:47 PM  
1 vote:
That whole mess still stinks. Had to lock down tens of thousands of people to find one unarmed, injured teen. And then, the gestapo still doesn't find him; an observant citizen does. And, outside the "search area" at that. And then, what do they do? Shoot the boat into splinters, accomplishing exactly nothing except for perhaps achieving mass- erection. The kid still lived, and somebody still had to go drag him out of a now worthless boat. Even in their search, some things still didn't add up. Guns drawn and pointed at them, innocent citizens are pulled from the homes they've been "voluntarily" confined to and bodily searched. Really? I mean, REALLY?!? I almost wish I had been there and been searched, so I could have told them, "Hey! If you're looking for a terrorist in my pants, he's around front!" But, I'd have probably gotten shot for calling attention to their idiocy.
2013-05-26 06:20:35 PM  
1 vote:
no civilian needs a backpack that big. I'm also pretty sure a backpack that big means small penis or something.
2013-05-26 06:19:23 PM  
1 vote:
You know the next step is a fake babbie in a stroller. The up side, is that if a terrorist employs some form of fake babbie to blow up things, we won't have to hear the crying on airplanes anymore. Always look on the bright side, ya know?
2013-05-26 06:13:28 PM  
1 vote:

Gary Coleman's kidneys: What's the word on satchels?

They're fine as long as you don't use it to transport a pressure cooker.  Then it's an assault satchel
2013-05-26 06:04:38 PM  
1 vote:
They also did this at the Pittsburgh Marathon on May 5th.  Yes, the terrorists have won.  Given past attempts, I'm surprised we're allowed to wear shoes or underwear.
2013-05-26 06:04:35 PM  
1 vote:
Good thing I have my man-purse.
2013-05-26 06:00:47 PM  
1 vote:

I_Am_Weasel: Because the only way to bring a bomb into the area is in a backpack?

Ban clothing.

What if you're a vampire and you pull your internal organs out so you can hide a bomb in your abdomen and chest cavity?  WHAT THEN?
2013-05-26 05:28:47 PM  
1 vote:
Because the only way to bring a bomb into the area is in a backpack?

Ban clothing.
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