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2013-05-26 05:13:01 PM  
15 votes:
How about we just choose not to live in fear?
2013-05-26 05:58:59 PM  
7 votes:
The terrorists won.
2013-05-26 06:49:47 PM  
2 votes:
That whole mess still stinks. Had to lock down tens of thousands of people to find one unarmed, injured teen. And then, the gestapo still doesn't find him; an observant citizen does. And, outside the "search area" at that. And then, what do they do? Shoot the boat into splinters, accomplishing exactly nothing except for perhaps achieving mass- erection. The kid still lived, and somebody still had to go drag him out of a now worthless boat. Even in their search, some things still didn't add up. Guns drawn and pointed at them, innocent citizens are pulled from the homes they've been "voluntarily" confined to and bodily searched. Really? I mean, REALLY?!? I almost wish I had been there and been searched, so I could have told them, "Hey! If you're looking for a terrorist in my pants, he's around front!" But, I'd have probably gotten shot for calling attention to their idiocy.
2013-05-26 06:13:09 PM  
2 votes:

Triumph: How about we just choose not to live in fear?

Doesn't seem to be a viable option.  But any politician who just came out and said "life is scary, bad things happen" would have my full support.
2013-05-26 06:04:38 PM  
2 votes:
They also did this at the Pittsburgh Marathon on May 5th.  Yes, the terrorists have won.  Given past attempts, I'm surprised we're allowed to wear shoes or underwear.
2013-05-26 11:28:20 PM  
1 vote:
We won't really be free of this until somebody makes a bomb out of a TSA agent.
2013-05-26 08:24:18 PM  
1 vote:

Triumph: How about we just choose not to live in fear?

AppleOptionEsc: Good thing I have my man-purse.

duffblue: The terrorists won.

These. All of 'em.

Sadly that's what I've gotten out of becoming 50 (besides old, fat & ugly): pointing out that I've been tellin' ya so since 1975, and there were many before me (and many greater: RIP Abbie Hoffman). To those who ain't so ancient, how does it feel to be stuck living out a post-Watergate dystopia flick?
2013-05-26 07:29:51 PM  
1 vote:
Everybody should bring a pressure cooker for the scrap drive.
2013-05-26 06:05:25 PM  
1 vote:

duffblue: The terrorists won.

2013-05-26 06:03:34 PM  
1 vote:
i read that when warlocks get banned only outlaws will carry warlocks. I' just stfu and crawl back in my twelver. Good day, gentlemen.
2013-05-26 05:28:47 PM  
1 vote:
Because the only way to bring a bomb into the area is in a backpack?

Ban clothing.
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