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(DFW Star-Telegram)   If you're going to pass yourself off as a high-ranking military official, you probably shouldn't try to offer the Fort Worth Police Chief a White House tour. Scary tag for just how close this guy got to certain installations   ( star-telegram.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Fort Worth, Phoenix Police Department, Kay Bailey Hutchison, Texas Department of Public Safety, U.S. Sen, Defense Intelligence Agency, Catch Me If You Can, military academy  
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8780 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 May 2013 at 2:18 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-26 04:37:34 PM  
2 votes:
The medals on the right side are for killing the enemy, on the left side for killing your own troops. What's friendly fire without some recognition?

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2013-05-26 04:01:03 PM  
2 votes:
FLYNavy - is that you?
2013-05-26 07:09:05 PM  
1 vote:

Jacob_Roberson: HighlanderRPI: Oh well, he can always open his own burger joint

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Fake military titles? Fast food? Shouldn't the joke be:
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Pfft, a mere colonel? If he would've been from Nebraska he could have been an admiral in their great navy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebraska_Admiral
2013-05-26 04:12:24 PM  
1 vote:
As a Corporal Captain in the US Army I'm outraged by this poser
2013-05-26 03:49:44 PM  
1 vote:

Stinkyy: What the hell kind of action could these commies have seen?  These are the most absurd looking uniforms I've ever seen.

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Well, it's north korea. So, maybe the body armor is a little scarce...
2013-05-26 03:00:20 PM  
1 vote:
Oh well, he can always open his own burger joint

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2013-05-26 02:56:52 PM  
1 vote:
So put him in the military instead of jail. Win win situation.
2013-05-26 02:38:33 PM  
1 vote:

Lady Indica: gimmegimme: I just hope he didn't return a salute from a higher-ranking officer.  That's a felony.

Is it really? I know very little about military stuffs. So not sure if you're joking or not.

I made a joke based upon a thread from earlier today and another from yesterday.  The gentleman who made that claim has no proof to support his assertion, but that's what he was told, so it must be true.
2013-05-26 02:22:31 PM  
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I just hope he didn't return a salute from a higher-ranking officer.  That's a felony.
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