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(The Braiser)   Celebrity chef compares great grilled-cheese doughnut to great boob job: "There's nothing natural going on, but you still can't help but wanna put it in your mouth." I wish I had said that   ( thebraiser.com) divider line
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2013-05-26 03:38:08 PM  
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darkjezter: Tat'dGreaser: Well that's the problem, it doesn't matter if you think she doesn't need them

Sometimes you can objectively say that a boob job was a bad idea.  Sara Underwood (Playboy model and G4 TV host) is living proof of that.  Her natural boobs were small, but perky and nice.  Then she got a boob job and the end result is heartbreaking; those two bolt-ons look unnatural as hell on her slender, petite frame.

But sometimes breast enhancement really does live up to its name.  Tera Patrick (ex-porn star) has some of the best-looking fake boobs I've seen.

You go to hell and you stay there!

Tera's original breasts were absolute perfection. Just the right size, a deliciously enticing hue, and the movement was oh, so alluring.

Now she's just another piece of plastic. She's changed just about everything that first caught my eye.

I, ... I can't even fap to her anymore.

I'll take the easy route, and blame Evan, even tho I'm not sure of the timeline of their relationship vs her decent into mainstream mediocrity.
2013-05-26 10:29:50 AM  
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I...I'm not sure what's happening. I heard grilled cheese and something about doughnuts and well...and boobs.

So this is a bookmark is what I'm trying to say.
2013-05-26 08:35:16 AM  
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darkjezter: imsol: Should have told her fixing her boobs wouldn't fix her body issues.

Sadly, you're completely right about that.  After getting a boob job she decided that she wanted a tattoo sleeve and was also considering lip implants.  Watching such a naturally beautiful girl deciding to make so many alterations to her body was heartbreaking, and it definitely played a part in my decision to break up with her.

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2013-05-26 08:33:47 AM  
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darkjezter: Tat'dGreaser: I need to remember this for the next time someone on Fark complains about boob jobs

I'm not opposed to boob jobs on a whole, only when women who don't need them decide to get them.  I once dated a girl who had great natural boobs, but she decided they were too small and decided to get implants.  I told her repeatedly that her boobs were great the way they were and she didn't need a boob job, but she went through with it anyway.  The new boobs weren't bad, but they were definitely a step down from her naturals.

As Wesley said in the Princess Bride "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.  It would be a shame to ruin yours."

(In best Scruffy voice) Second
2013-05-26 08:28:58 AM  
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2013-05-26 07:14:25 AM  
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What I think the chef meant was ... like a doughnut a boob's arrival gives us pleasure, where it's departure mearly makes us hungry for more.
2013-05-26 06:44:44 AM  
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Wise words indeed. Fake boobs may be fake but they're still surrounded by yummy boob.
2013-05-26 06:28:45 AM  
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Whomever said that is a literary genius on the level of Shakespere.
2013-05-26 06:27:17 AM  
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If your boob job is being compared to a doughnut its time to change surgeons...
2013-05-26 06:21:16 AM  
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Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 480x360]

Oh you will Oscar, you will.

best line from that skit:
your majesty is like a stream of bats piss.
you shine out like a shaft of gold, when all around is dark.

2013-05-26 06:15:12 AM  
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Beware of putting silicon powered boobies in your mouth! You don't want to drink that stuff when it leaks!
2013-05-26 04:56:59 AM  
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Grilled cheese doughnut? Shouldn't it be compared to a heart attack?
2013-05-26 01:06:43 AM  
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As a chef who has dated a gal or two who've had some really good boob jobs, it's not a bad analogy...
2013-05-25 11:55:18 PM  
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Oh you will Oscar, you will.
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