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(KJRH Tulsa)   Deaf Chinese orphan adopted by American audiologist scheduled to get new type of cochlear implant. Fark: At hospital in Moore. Double Fark: Implant lost in tornado. Super Fark: Nurse finds it in rubble and surgery proceeds at other hospital   ( divider line
    More: Followup, cochlear implants, Americans, nurses, tornadoes  
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4111 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 May 2013 at 11:53 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-25 07:15:23 PM  
4 votes:
I hope they rinsed it off first.
2013-05-26 12:02:10 AM  
3 votes:
Nurse Sherry Raper

Dear Penthouse Forum...
2013-05-26 12:00:54 AM  
3 votes:
in other news, doctors adopt foreign children to perform experiments on!
2013-05-25 09:07:17 PM  
3 votes:

Earguy: 2xhelix: Original thread.

With her luck,   I'm tempted to track her down and have her pick my lottery numbers.

Wow, how did I miss an audiology thread on Fark?

Great story.

I guess you just didn't hear it.

Awesome story.
2013-05-25 09:37:02 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Good story, but kind of earie.

The whole cochlear implant movement is nothing but heard mentality.
2013-05-25 09:32:45 PM  
2 votes:
Good story, but kind of earie.
2013-05-26 01:53:08 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, this is getting interesting.
2013-05-26 12:25:05 AM  
1 vote:
And the Respiratory Therapist just walked in the room wondering who ordered him to give a breathing treatment, while the CNA is trying to wipe up the mess that everyone else has made.

/healthcare: Team Fortress 2 in real life.
2013-05-26 12:23:38 AM  
1 vote:
The nurse did all the work. But if things went bad and my girl was in trouble, it would be the doctor who took over and solved the problem.

It'd actually be the FP-C certified Paramedic team and CCRN from the helicopter transport service who have been standing in the corner looking at eachother with a mixture of amusement and horror at watching the Doctor and Nurse biatch about who has the bigger penis.
2013-05-25 10:00:41 PM  
1 vote:
Chinese people already sound deafer than Marlee Matlin...I wonder what a deaf Chinese person sounds like.
2013-05-25 09:33:34 PM  
1 vote:
I bet no one saw that coming

/I SAID...
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