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(Fox News)   America F' yeah -- buy this guy a cigar and a whiskey ... yeah ... at 107 this old dude can probably kill you with his pinky   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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16461 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 May 2013 at 4:07 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-25 04:55:25 PM  
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ph0rk: So, has anyone mentioned that Memorial Day is for fallen soldiers, not living veterans yet?

He's 107. Give him a few minutes.
2013-05-25 04:54:20 PM  
1 vote:

Cagey B: That dude looks really goddamn good for 107.

The whisky is a pickling agent.
2013-05-25 04:45:25 PM  
1 vote:
From one Texas vet to another :
Richard, you may walk on my lawn any damn time you want to. Hell, you can even piss on it.
2013-05-25 04:32:47 PM  
1 vote:
"I got good health and I don't take any medicine,"

Holy crap, that the most amazing part of this story. Most old people are like walking a walking pharmacy.
2013-05-25 04:21:57 PM  
1 vote:
Well I will respectfully stay off this gentleman's lawn.
2013-05-25 04:19:09 PM  
1 vote:
I could take 'em.
2013-05-25 04:17:22 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "Whiskey's a good medicine. It keeps your muscles tender."

That's what it does for me as well.  It really pissed my lovely wife off the other night when it my muscle tender.
Thankfully, she had fresh batteries.

Also, this dude is the kind of old man you want to hang out with.
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