Bohnanza: Oh, why couldn't I have been a loser when I was in high school...
Yankees Team Gynecologist: fiveknuckleshuffle: Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?This times a 1000.bim1154: I'd want to take a date that's going to give me some pussy at the end of the night. His chances of getting any.... zero.You're forgetting how other chicks' minds work.
lockers: Yankees Team Gynecologist:You're forgetting how other chicks' minds work.Chicks minds work? How?
Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?
ZeroCorpse: I've been saying this all along. Upton has two things going for her, and that's only because she keeps stuffing them into bikinis and bras that a one size too small. She's otherwise kind of dumpy.From her ribcage to her thighs, she's built like a canvas sack full of Jell-O. I think the only reason some guys are obsessed with her is because she has a face that resembles a child's, and they're living out some sort of Toddlers & Tiaras fantasy. All the trashy makeup over baby fat of a kid forced to be in a beauty pageant, but in the body of a squishy adult woman.Either way, though, I think it's idiotic to beg supermodels or celebrities to go to prom. The point of prom is to hang with friends and be with someone you care about. When you go with a famous person, you transform it into a PR opportunity and you ruin it for everyone else. It's not cool; It's a douchebag move.
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