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2013-05-24 05:54:25 PM  
23 votes:
Ya wanna smoke a fatty?
2013-05-24 06:08:57 PM  
21 votes:
Their accidental meeting reaches an awkward conclusion when the Governor realizes he's not talking to Octomom and Snooki realizes she's not talking to Tony Soprano.
2013-05-24 10:15:17 PM  
18 votes:
"I had to call in Sandy to clean up the mess you made here."
2013-05-24 10:01:15 PM  
16 votes:
"You're not helping"
2013-05-24 10:19:14 PM  
14 votes:
"So, can you get me into Willy Wonka's factory."
2013-05-24 05:44:15 PM  
13 votes:
2013-05-24 10:42:27 PM  
9 votes:
Get the fark out of my state you repulsive little troll!
2013-05-24 10:30:08 PM  
9 votes:
"No, Bruce Springsteen did not sing Jessie's Girl, you ignorant lickspittle."
2013-05-24 10:50:34 PM  
8 votes:
"Thank you, young lady, for making sure that I am not the most idiotic thing in New Jersey"
2013-05-24 10:13:13 PM  
8 votes:
I crap bigger things than you!
2013-05-24 10:15:03 PM  
6 votes:
Do you have a little fat governor in you?  Would you like one?
2013-05-24 10:14:20 PM  
6 votes:
"They laugh at you, too? Let 'em laugh, we're both still gettin' paid for this."
2013-05-24 10:44:24 PM  
4 votes:
"You gonna eat that wheel?"
2013-05-24 10:37:12 PM  
4 votes:
GIMME YER BAYBEE!!  AH'M GONNA EAT 'EM!!  I want my babybackbabybackbabybackbabyback.....


2013-05-24 10:10:49 PM  
4 votes:
Lap band, meet lap dance
2013-05-24 05:30:43 PM  
4 votes:
"Girl, you'll be a woman..soon.."
2013-05-24 10:38:42 PM  
3 votes:
Christie want smoosh smoosh!
2013-05-24 10:35:53 PM  
3 votes:
What's a "Snookie"?
2013-05-24 10:35:18 PM  
3 votes:
Thanks for coming and helping with the stress test of the new boardwalk.
2013-05-24 10:09:22 PM  
3 votes:
"So I says to Jimmy here, 'Me and the wife is just the same, we ain't seen my dick in years!' so, you wanna step inside and learn about politics?"
2013-05-25 02:15:46 AM  
2 votes:
Prepare to be eaten.  And then after sex, prepare to be cannibalized.
2013-05-25 01:10:23 AM  
2 votes:
I've never seen a woman take a dildo so large that it had to be wheeled in!
2013-05-25 12:37:36 AM  
2 votes:
"So you're a Snuggie? I thought the standard size would be bigger. Is the winged liger print optional? Would it cost extra get a unicorn instead?"
2013-05-25 12:23:53 AM  
2 votes:
"Honestly, I thought you were dead."
2013-05-24 11:56:57 PM  
2 votes:
"Yo, can you hook me up with some Everlasting Gobberstoppers or that gum that tastes like a full course meal?"
2013-05-24 11:41:35 PM  
2 votes:
"Oh, you're "Snooki". I saw you on South Park"
2013-05-24 10:47:52 PM  
2 votes:
I swear, you Mexicans all look the same!
2013-05-24 10:46:05 PM  
2 votes:
"I don't care WHAT tha biatch say, do I LOOK like your daddy!?"
2013-05-24 10:45:59 PM  
2 votes:
Ooo!  A giant, orange Peep!
2013-05-24 10:44:55 PM  
2 votes:
I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat!
2013-05-24 10:29:10 PM  
2 votes:
Stupid whore.
2013-05-24 10:18:16 PM  
2 votes:
I just met you and this is crazy. Wanna see my fupa,kinda maybe?
2013-05-24 10:14:12 PM  
2 votes:
You wanna sit on grampa's lap?
2013-05-24 10:11:52 PM  
2 votes:
I'm hungry. You got a pot roast in that bag?
2013-05-24 05:42:04 PM  
2 votes:
"Like my gunt?"
2013-05-25 11:34:34 AM  
1 vote:
Does Santa know you left the North Pole?
2013-05-25 08:46:32 AM  
1 vote:
"So you are my voter base? We are so screwed."
2013-05-25 12:53:27 AM  
1 vote:
For f@cks sake; you are a HUGE disappointment to New Jersey!
2013-05-25 12:20:26 AM  
1 vote:
Both in unison   "It's fatties like you that give Jersey a bad name".
2013-05-24 11:19:16 PM  
1 vote:
My moobs are bigger than your boobs.
2013-05-24 11:12:49 PM  
1 vote:
You vayjay is stinking up the entire state.  Wash it for once!
2013-05-24 11:07:50 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not saying you gave me crabs. I'm just saying you were the last person I was with.
2013-05-24 10:54:38 PM  
1 vote:
OMG! You're Justin Beiber! I'm your biggest fan!
2013-05-24 10:44:14 PM  
1 vote:
"Is that Liz Lemon over there"
2013-05-24 10:25:32 PM  
1 vote:
You know what? With a little astroglide, I bet I could shove you all the way up my ass
2013-05-24 10:22:44 PM  
1 vote:
Slugworth is offering them at 4$ a unit. If Wonka would throw in 2 gallons of what was squeezed from Violet, I'll reconsider.
2013-05-24 10:21:22 PM  
1 vote:
You want to roll me in flour and look for the wet spot
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2013-05-24 10:18:29 PM  
1 vote:
I can't just stop eating.
2013-05-24 09:57:29 PM  
1 vote:
Christie, what an asshole
2013-05-24 05:42:25 PM  
1 vote:
Snooki?  That what I named that twinkie remnant I pulled out of my back fat!

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