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(Wisconsin State Journal)   Meanwhile, in Wisconsin: Thong Cape Scooter Man   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Wisconsin, Joel DeSpain  
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2013-05-24 06:57:23 PM  
7 votes:
I live in Madison, work for State government. I got a new position last fall, I sit with a big window facing Williamson St.  The prior occupant of this space told me about seeing Thong Cape Scooter Man, and I'd heard tale of his exploits, but at the time it was too cold for thongy activities.  For awhile I thought he was a myth, a brat-fattened chupacabra.  Spring arrived, I watched, waited...

I finally saw him fly by my window just this past Tuesday, thongful and proud.  My coworkers thought I was nuts when I raised my arms, "YEAHHHHH!!"

/i am easily amused
//your tax dollars at work
2013-05-25 12:53:10 AM  
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2013-05-24 07:40:11 PM  
3 votes:
You know, you see people who get tattoos all over and put chunks of metal through parts of their faces and pelvis and what have you.  They tell the world it's because "F.U. I don't care what you think! That's why!"  But you know what?  They're strictly amateur hour.

This guy could not possibly care less if he tried:

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2013-05-24 09:03:23 PM  
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2013-05-24 11:12:57 PM  
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2013-05-24 10:52:52 PM  
1 vote:

ravenlore: On a farking Ruckus. Somehow that just does not surprise me.

This dude is the antithesis of all the gear all the time. Wonder if he's wearing sunblock?

Actually on his Facebook page the other day he wrote a whole article warning people to wear sunblock.

Also, this makes me so farking proud to live in Madison.
2013-05-24 09:23:08 PM  
1 vote:

ravenlore: On a farking Ruckus. Somehow that just does not surprise me.

This dude is the antithesis of all the gear all the time. Wonder if he's wearing sunblock?

Probably tanning oil...
2013-05-24 08:32:04 PM  
1 vote:
Because he's the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a scooter guardian, a half-naked protector. A thong knight.
2013-05-24 07:58:52 PM  
1 vote:
Ride on "Thong cape scooter man". Ride on.
2013-05-24 07:51:02 PM  
1 vote:
I miss living in Madison.
2013-05-24 07:29:24 PM  
1 vote:
I must live in his neighborhood. My wife and I have dubbed him Super G. He has a large wardrobe of capes, such as the zebra, the have a nice day face, the UW logo, and the obligatory holstein cow. Sometimes he has a matching g-string, sometimes not. Good character.
2013-05-24 07:14:42 PM  
1 vote:
Hell, around here we call that any day that ends with a Y.

\San Francisco
2013-05-24 06:46:07 PM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: Thongs are aerodynamic!

He does not in fact look aerodynamic.  Unless I do not understand what aerodynamic really means
2013-05-24 06:00:56 PM  
1 vote:
This is giving me some very bad ideas.
For the sake of freedom, I should use my fast wheelchair. But without a cape or a thong, things could get hairy.
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