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(Wisconsin State Journal)   Meanwhile, in Wisconsin: Thong Cape Scooter Man   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Wisconsin, Joel DeSpain  
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2013-05-24 10:52:52 PM  
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ravenlore: On a farking Ruckus. Somehow that just does not surprise me.

This dude is the antithesis of all the gear all the time. Wonder if he's wearing sunblock?

Actually on his Facebook page the other day he wrote a whole article warning people to wear sunblock.

Also, this makes me so farking proud to live in Madison.
2013-05-24 09:18:05 PM  
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Police were called on May 16 by staff at John F. Kennedy Elementary School after the man police call "Thong Cape Scooter Man "rode by when students were walking to a bus after school.

He didn't do anything more than ride by, according to a Madison police news release. "But parents who were there said to school staff, 'Aren't you going to handle this?,'" said police spokesman Joel DeSpain in the release.

I get a tear in my eye every time I se a story with a bunch of uppity assholes involved that DON'T live in Utah. It's nice to know that ALL of the freaks don't live here. Seriously though, fark you people. What did kids see? The side of his leg? He didn't get off of his scooter and prowl the halls of the school, he rode by, sitting down. Nobody got a peak at the twigs and berries.

"He said he exercised poor judgment by going by the school at that time of day, it was unintentional and he just happened to be traveling through the area," DeSpain said.

NO, don't do it!! Don't give in to these assholes. If all you're doing is riding by, then go wherever the Hell you want. By them getting you to "admit that you exercised poor judgement", they might as well have ordered you to suit up. YOu had every legal right to be there, you did nothing "inappropriate", and these douchebags don't get to win here. Ride where you want, WHEN you want.
2013-05-24 07:40:11 PM  
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You know, you see people who get tattoos all over and put chunks of metal through parts of their faces and pelvis and what have you.  They tell the world it's because "F.U. I don't care what you think! That's why!"  But you know what?  They're strictly amateur hour.

This guy could not possibly care less if he tried:

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2013-05-24 07:29:24 PM  
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I must live in his neighborhood. My wife and I have dubbed him Super G. He has a large wardrobe of capes, such as the zebra, the have a nice day face, the UW logo, and the obligatory holstein cow. Sometimes he has a matching g-string, sometimes not. Good character.
2013-05-24 07:14:42 PM  
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Hell, around here we call that any day that ends with a Y.

\San Francisco
2013-05-24 07:11:36 PM  
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The spirit of Easy Rider throbs through his veins.
2013-05-24 07:01:59 PM  
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Remember back in the good ole days when police would know you were breaking the law before hassling you? Now shoot first questions later is policy.
2013-05-24 06:57:23 PM  
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I live in Madison, work for State government. I got a new position last fall, I sit with a big window facing Williamson St.  The prior occupant of this space told me about seeing Thong Cape Scooter Man, and I'd heard tale of his exploits, but at the time it was too cold for thongy activities.  For awhile I thought he was a myth, a brat-fattened chupacabra.  Spring arrived, I watched, waited...

I finally saw him fly by my window just this past Tuesday, thongful and proud.  My coworkers thought I was nuts when I raised my arms, "YEAHHHHH!!"

/i am easily amused
//your tax dollars at work
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