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(Fox News)   GOP: OMG, Obama, you're a dictator who's taking ar freedoms and killing us with drones. Obama: OK, fine, how about I repeal the law that gives me that power? GOP: OMG, Obama, you're so weak on terrorists it's like you're surrendering ar freedoms   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2013-05-24 01:53:53 PM  
7 votes:
Obama should come out in favor of breathing.
2013-05-24 02:15:16 PM  
4 votes:
Let's be fair.  Republicans have TRIED to reach across the aisle since 2009 and they've TRIED to work with him.  Obama still won't even release his birth certificate.  He refuses to resign or at least appoint a Republican shadow President.

He needs to stop being so stubborn.
2013-05-24 04:09:33 PM  
3 votes:

FatherChaos: "That's what our democracy demands."

America is not a Democracy, it's a Constitutional Republic.

America is not a constitutional republic. America is a Constitutionally-limited democratically-elected federal bicameral presidential republic.

/i just went all pedant on your ass, biatch
2013-05-24 03:23:25 PM  
2 votes:
The president should hold a press conference to renounce his current policies which are obviously based on Islamo-Communist-Homosexual-Statist-Fascist-Race Mixing-Anarchy (his words, not mine) and announce fealty to the Tea Party.

For the lulz.
2013-05-24 03:23:12 PM  
2 votes:
Obama has a cure for cancer.

GOP reply; why does Obama hate oncologists?
2013-05-24 02:34:12 PM  
2 votes:
It was surreal almost. Like Obama was saying "Stop me before I kill again."
2013-05-24 02:14:57 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-24 01:50:46 PM  
2 votes:
Barack Obama - The most tyrannical and uncompromising empty suit that is soft on defense.
2013-05-25 09:30:34 PM  
1 vote:

wxboy: Obama should come out in favor of breathing.

It would spur shovel ready jobs. Literally.
2013-05-24 11:00:30 PM  
1 vote:
Obama needs to come out as a rabid NASCAR fan, and proclaim his love for football and apple pie, just to watch the ensuing butthurt and the proclamations of these obviously socialist institutions that have wormed their way into America...
2013-05-24 10:49:31 PM  
1 vote:
New Gingrich two weeks ago: Obama should do something about Libya, I would. Newt today: Obama shouldn't have done anything about Libya, I know I wouldn't have

New Gingrich? :shudder:

Didn't we already learn our lesson with New Coke?
2013-05-24 05:03:52 PM  
1 vote:

Serious Black: Son of a biatch. I did not. I guess that means I lose. What's my punishment again? Shoving a carnivorous earwig into my brain?

Nono... we're not barbarians. Just allow a couple of them to slowly dissolve under your tongue.
2013-05-24 04:43:02 PM  
1 vote:

wxboy: Obama should come out in favor of breathing.

Or against smashing your balls into a gooey paste with a meat tenderizer.
2013-05-24 04:39:48 PM  
1 vote:

Corvus: lockers: Corvus: Serious McCain thinks the US should be at a war footing forever. He does. I thank God we didn't make him president. He might have been worse than Bush.

Besides a few standouts, who in congress or the white house doesn't want a perpetual war that requires no debate, or hell, even acknowledgement?

Obama wants perpetual war? Is that why he pushed for Iraq and Afghanistan time frames and wants to get rid of gitmo? Wow he is doing a pretty bad job at it then. Because it would have been a lot easier for him not to be fighting for those things if that's what he wanted like you said.

No no no. Obama is one of those insignificant "few standouts" he mentioned. He wins no points with lockers for actually calling to end America's wars though.

I guess coz freedom or something.

Libertarians: I was told politicians, especially liberal politicians, only ever want to expand government power. But here's Obama calling for a very significant retraction of power from his own branch of government.

Because I take the ideological bullsh*t internet libertarians routinely spout seriously, I'm now experiencing cognitive dissonance. Please help me reconcile how politicians only ever want to expand government power, but the tyrant Barack Obama himself is now calling to retract it. Your espoused principle doesn't seem reconcilable with reality, and it's making my head hurt.
2013-05-24 04:28:29 PM  
1 vote:
The current GOP is what nearly 1/2 of U.S. citizens want for their representation.........we are farked.
2013-05-24 03:36:51 PM  
1 vote:

And I've just finished my milk: Had Obama shown a bit of leadership on the issue, things could have been different, but thanks for being a perfect example of my original point.

HAHAHAHA! You think Republicans would do something President Obama asked them to do! THAT is hilarious.
2013-05-24 02:23:12 PM  
1 vote:
Obamas trolling next week:
We have identified those people that have leaked National security secrets to our enemies. Heres a series of clips of Senator/Congressman GOP doing it on TV and other speech venues.
2013-05-24 02:20:40 PM  
1 vote:
Why do we keep negotiating with these domestic terrorists?
2013-05-24 02:17:38 PM  
1 vote:
Truly a tyrannical appeaser.
2013-05-24 02:15:27 PM  
1 vote:

Serious Black: Just like invading Libya, the GOP makes their position the exact opposite of Obama's position.

One of my favorite greens:

New Gingrich two weeks ago: Obama should do something about Libya, I would. Newt today: Obama shouldn't have done anything about Libya, I know I wouldn't have
2013-05-24 02:12:23 PM  
1 vote:
+1 for the use of "ar" in the headline. That's my favorite way to make fun of these morons.

/"Obama's gonna take are guns!"
2013-05-24 02:11:42 PM  
1 vote:
Just like invading Libya, the GOP makes their position the exact opposite of Obama's position.
2013-05-24 01:21:16 PM  
1 vote:
The GOP: Rabidly Anti-WhateverObamaIsCurrentlyDoing since 2009.

Is there any reason we cannot continue to combat terrorists if the AUMF is repealed? Are McCain and the rest worried that they'll have to actually make a decision at some point? Are they just scared they won't be able to be armchair quarterbacks any longer?
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