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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)   "Teacher, my tummy hurts." "Here's a hall pass. Go see the school nurse." "I can't. She's drunk and the cops have her in cuffs out in the parking lot for DUI"   ( nbc-2.com) divider line
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2013-05-24 11:14:25 AM  
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