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(Patch)   I don't trust the alien zombies either and have nothing against bikini-wearing chickens   ( barrow.patch.com) divider line
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2013-05-24 02:15:00 PM  
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Why do chickens need bikinis? They are not mammals. Sure, they have "breasts" but they don't have mammaries.

And why are so many of the "cows" in cartoons male? A cow is a female. A male is a bull or a steer, probably a steer, since few bulls are kept, solely for reproduction. Young male cattle that haven't been castrated are called bullocks. And yet these characters are male and have udders, or breasts.

Bullocks? I say ballocks!

What's the deal?

And the character Heifer on Rocko's Modern World is actually named "Heifer", which is a young female cow. Is he Rocko's lesbian friend or what?

It's weirder than Queen Bee in Meet the Applegates about giant South American Insects who invade America disguised as a normal middle class family. For one thing, Queen B is ostensibly a female but looks like a man and the insects in question are NOT bees! Why is their Queen named Bea or Bee? If they're social insects they must be ants or termites, not bees, but they have a Queen Bea.

Before modern science looked into the matter closely, they used to call the Queen Bee the "King" Bee. They did not understand that her role is mainly to lay eggs and fend off threats to the Crown when her sister bees decide it is time for a change of leadership, or rather, breedership.

More mysteries. It is a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, and there's a riddle in there somewhere, too.

Crazy anthropomorphic critters!
2013-05-24 09:32:44 AM  
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"Abilify" is a drug for treatment of mental disorders.  She's in distress, and someone is either going to manipulate her and take advantage of her, or they're going to try and help her and end up with more than they bargained for. Both of which may have happened to her already, seeing how she was "dropped off" by two men. I wonder if she had alcohol and it messed with the medicine?  Or if she ran out of meds and was on a manic episode?  She "dances" at her car and was dropped off by two men, who presumably could have dropped her off at her car, but apparently didn't think she was worth the effort., so possibly a hooker that's too f'd up to get paid?

So, yeah.. just answer the call about her not leaving, take her to her car, which she says is her home, and then go ahead and leave her there to fight her own demons, and/or drive away with what seems to me to be a significant impairment of judgement.

I'd wait around the corner, it'll save the taxpayers gas money when she starts trying to ram pedestrian "alien zombies," or, you know, is out of gas and get's raped and beaten.  I hope he at least got her name, it'll be a lot easier to notify next of kin.

/making a lot of assumptions
I really hope someone finds her and can help.. maybe get her to her family, if possible.
2013-05-24 09:15:32 AM  
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I'm guessing she talks to angels too. Maybe she was the inspiration for that gawd awful terrible Black Crowes song (I should specify the one about a virgin retard talking to angels since all black crowes songs are gawd awful terrible). .
2013-05-24 09:00:46 AM  
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Sybarite: According to the incident report, the deputy left the woman with her car at the Winder McDonald's.

What could possibly go wrong?

No law that says someone with psych issues or dementia can't drive.  Voters wouldn't stand for taking the license away from those who have trouble with reality
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