If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Slate)   Today's maddening, Fark-ready, grammatically insulting and unrealistic headline: "Lets Get Rid of Apostrophes. We Dont Need Em." Try reading that without twitching   ( slate.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Fark, Pikes Peak, Cormac McCarthy  
•       •       •

3123 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 May 2013 at 9:24 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-05-24 08:41:40 AM  
9 votes:
Never date an apostrophe. They're often possessive.
2013-05-24 08:54:36 AM  
3 votes:
Well think about it.
2013-05-24 08:20:49 AM  
3 votes:
What Bothers Me More Than That Is Capitalizing Every Farking Word In The Sentence.
2013-05-24 10:12:22 AM  
2 votes:

Khellendros: Quantum Apostrophe: Hey hey guys come on! We'll colonize space with 3D printers in private spaceships next week! Can I stay now?

Who the fark invited TechnoBevets to the thread?

You mean "TechnoBevet's"?
2013-05-24 09:21:37 AM  
2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: Either way Bobs gonna be pissed

angryflower.comView Full Size
2013-05-24 08:43:18 AM  
2 votes:
Either way Bobs gonna be pissed
2013-05-24 12:38:38 PM  
1 vote:
But how will we write Klingon?
2013-05-24 10:49:27 AM  
1 vote:
I firmly believe the underlying cause for the American Revolution was the British calling apostrophes "inverted commas."
2013-05-24 10:41:19 AM  
1 vote:

Cythraul: Walker: I read it fine, as I also hate apostrophes.

Why? What did apostrophes ever do to you?

You don't want to know. It was a catastrophe. You may even say...a catapostrophe.

*Puts on sunglasses*
2013-05-24 10:38:59 AM  
1 vote:
"We Don't Need Em"? But them my name would be ichael!
2013-05-24 10:17:20 AM  
1 vote:
The crux of the biscuit.....is the apostrophe

pixhost.meView Full Size
2013-05-24 10:15:57 AM  
1 vote:
Perhaps we could compromise, and just get rid of apostrophes in Sci Fi and fantasy names?
2013-05-24 10:05:06 AM  
1 vote:
dudelol.comView Full Size

img508.imageshack.usView Full Size

old and tiresome - it's fark not your eighth grade thesis paper - go hang out at the OWL if you feel unclean.
2013-05-24 09:50:59 AM  
1 vote:
25.media.tumblr.comView Full Size
2013-05-24 09:43:27 AM  
1 vote:
Wait whats an apostrophe Do you mean an Up-Comma.
2013-05-24 09:36:41 AM  
1 vote:

Skarekrough: Lets eat Grandma

Proving commas are important.
2013-05-24 09:35:55 AM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: Never date an apostrophe. They're often possessive.

Where'd you hear that? Some atom?
2013-05-24 09:34:35 AM  
1 vote:
lets just get rid uv all punkchuashun and capitulz and spell evrything fonetikly frum now on
2013-05-24 09:30:57 AM  
1 vote:
Let's G'et Ri'd o'f 'Apos'tr'o'ph'es. We' Don't N'ee'd E'm.

Is that better?
2013-05-24 09:30:02 AM  
1 vote:
Lets eat Grandma
2013-05-24 09:27:39 AM  
1 vote:
At the tone, the time will be 7:30 OF THE CLOCK.

2013-05-24 09:27:04 AM  
1 vote:

nekom: What Bothers Me More Than That Is Capitalizing Every Farking Word In The Sentence.

~~~LoL i CaN tHiNk Of SoMeThInG mOrE aNnOyInG oMg~~~~
2013-05-24 09:10:59 AM  
1 vote:
I don't like it.  It will inhibit one's ability to type in Cockney.

/ 'ello gov'na!
2013-05-24 08:26:46 AM  
1 vote:
Displayed 24 of 24 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.