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(USA Today)   Powerful earthquake strikes eastern Russia, rousing Sarah Palin from her slumber   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2013-05-24 05:22:07 AM  
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AverageAmericanGuy: More like it struck 400 miles under the surface of the earth where its energy will dissipate enough by the time it reaches the surface that it will feel like a heavy truck driving by rather than the end of the world.

No wonder your headline was redlit.
2013-05-24 08:24:18 AM  
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2013-05-24 06:11:13 AM  
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Oldiron_79: squibbits: It's Al Gore's earthquake machine and they owe him royalties for using it.

Well actually Teddy Roosevelt was the first POTUS to get to use it back in 1906. Tesla invented it for him, get your facts strait.

Teddy Roosevelt didn't need an Earthquake machine. He could just stare at a faultline and it would tremble in fear.
2013-05-24 05:47:52 AM  
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Oldiron_79: Clearly Obama playing with Bush's Earthquake machine he used to make the Tsunami, right?

no no no....It's Obama's earthquake machine. He used his Time Machine to go back and use it during the Bush administration. Get your facts straight before posting next time.
2013-05-24 05:28:26 AM  
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Tremors are extremely rare in Moscow, the last recorded instance was in the 1977.

The 1977 what? Don't leave us hanging, tovarisch.
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