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(New York Daily News)   Pro tip: If you are holding your accountant hostage in a warehouse in Queens, you should probably get takeout instead of delivery for him   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2013-05-24 04:51:39 AM  
Car 54, where are you?
2013-05-24 04:57:24 AM  
"Umm yeah... we want a number 74 with egg roll, number 56 extra spicy beef and bring us some flat wontons... yes, flat... so we can slide them under the door..."
2013-05-24 05:15:12 AM  
"Hello, Bob's Italian delivery, what you you like?"

"Justice.... with a side order of spaghetti"
2013-05-24 05:39:21 AM  
A couple of blocks from my apartment.  Weird.

And now I'm starvin'.
2013-05-24 06:43:33 AM  
Is the guy in the picture wearing a life saver?
2013-05-24 07:07:06 AM  
2013-05-24 07:44:24 AM  

booberryberet: Is the guy in the picture wearing a life saver?

"Hey, kid, what'd you do, jump ship?"
2013-05-24 07:49:52 AM  
Hello, Jimmy John's?
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