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(Metro)   If you have to steal a piece of meat because it reminds you of your dead grandmother, you might have issues. Just sayin'   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2013-05-23 11:39:12 AM  
I'm thinking Arby's
2013-05-23 01:36:22 PM  
She must have been a swell broad.
2013-05-23 01:45:26 PM  
Shoplifter 'stole beef joint because it reminded him of his dead grandmother'

Perhaps there was a lot at steak and he kneeded it.
2013-05-23 02:00:45 PM  
Actually, Grandma did look a bit like beef jerky.
2013-05-23 02:07:37 PM  
Grandma must have been a real dog to look at
2013-05-23 02:08:21 PM  
And yet, had that piece of meat looked like Jesus...
2013-05-23 02:12:50 PM  
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2013-05-23 02:22:36 PM  
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2013-05-23 02:57:13 PM  
DNRTFA. Because. Ecch.
2013-05-23 03:20:56 PM  
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2013-05-23 03:32:09 PM  
Perhaps he had some sort of unresolved issue with his grandmother? I heard they might have had some sort of beef.
2013-05-23 04:01:11 PM  
If you have to steal a piece of meat because it reminds you of your dead grandmother, you might have issues

"Piece of meat" and "dead grandmother" should never be used in the same sentence.

/mr. manners
2013-05-23 04:45:57 PM  

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2013-05-23 07:36:03 PM  
Yeah, right.

Guy need a "That might get sympathy excuse"

If it actually reminded him of the way grandma died, he'd avoid it like the plague.
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