James!: Can you imagine if your office had to have a daily prayer before everyone could get to work?
Confabulat: James!: Can you imagine if your office had to have a daily prayer before everyone could get to work?The girl works in a medical office run by the Seventh-Day Adventists. They have a devotional every day. I could not work under those conditions.
vudutek: GOP definition of "Freedom of religion":You're free to worship Jesus just like the rest of us.
grokca: When will this oppression end?
James!: grokca: When will this oppression end?When Morgoth the Destroyer assends the hills of Megado and makes war upon the forces of Gurth with his mighty hammer forged from the souls of children. Or whatever it is Christians believe.
James!: "When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."-Matthew 6:5-6 That Jesus fella, I wish he'd been more influential.
PreMortem: If my dinner is blessed, why should the leftovers be re-blessed?
Barfmaker: He began his remarks by asking fellow lawmakers not to bow their heads but to instead look around at the other men and women in the room, "sharing together this extraordinary experience of being alive and of dedicating ourselves to working toward improving the lives of the people of our state."To find a problem in that you'd have to be a complete buttwipe.
NightOwl2255: I live in Oklahoma City. In the last 25 years I've worked for two companies. One a large multinational company with over 5000 employees world wide and one a locally owned company with about 180 employees. At both it's SOP to have a prayer (Christian, of course) before eating in any group setting. I've always wondered if that was normal or if it's "bible belt" thing.
sweetmelissa31: <i>"If you don't love this nation and want to pledge to it, don't say I want to lead this body in the pledge, and stand up there and say, 'you know what, instead of pledging, I love England' and (sit) down. </i>Nice strawbloke.
gilgigamesh: Although, to be fair, they aren't all extremists.
So he asked other members to join him in a second daily prayer in "repentance," and about half the 60-member body did so.
miss diminutive: Satan's Hot Boxes
gilgigamesh: miss diminutive: Satan's Hot BoxesThat would make a great name for a all-girl hair metal band.
exick: "sharing together this extraordinary experience of being alive and of dedicating ourselves to working toward improving the lives of the people of our state."And this douchebag felt this was so egregious, he had to call for a "do-over" and ask daddy for forgiveness for something someone else said?
Jackson Herring: gilgigamesh: miss diminutive: Satan's Hot BoxesThat would make a great name for a all-girl hair metal band.hmm they could open for these ladies[www.lezzeppelin.com image 850x310]
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