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(Mediabistro)   Deposed Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis says his "retarded jury" should be "shot dead". Oh, his case will just sail thru the appeals process   ( mediabistro.com) divider line
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2013-05-22 06:58:08 PM  
6 votes:
Someday someone will explain to me why Fark greenlights links that summarize other articles instead of the article itself. The quotes in the headline aren't even in the linked article, but they are in the original article, which can be found at  http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/girls-gone-wilds-joe-francis-52 7 322
2013-05-22 07:19:32 PM  
2 votes:

Anayalator: What is Girls Gone Wild?

"I want watered-down porn with all the convenience of ordering it through an infomercial."
2013-05-22 07:04:37 PM  
2 votes:

skinink: "According to Francis, everyone who's ever served on a jury is mentally challenged. "
Well he may have a point about a lot of jurists having issues. But that's besides the point.

Issues like being away from their real jobs and real lives to deal with this crass douchebag?
2013-05-22 07:04:08 PM  
2 votes:
Jury of his peers...
2013-05-22 06:58:51 PM  
2 votes:

DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

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I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"
2013-05-22 06:49:56 PM  
2 votes:
Does anyone wear douchebaggery more proudly than this louse?
2013-05-22 06:47:12 PM  
2 votes:
My top hat is off to him. He may be a creepy asshole who's provided a platform for the worst kind of attention whoring, bombarded the airwaves with sh*tty commercials that destroyed any credibility calypso music ever had, and allegedly engaged in criminal activity including filming underage girls, assault and tax evasion, but he sure knows how to make (and lose!) a buck, and by golly, that's American.
2013-05-22 06:46:40 PM  
2 votes:
Good GOD his face is punchable.
2013-05-22 06:44:25 PM  
2 votes:
He should work for Amy's Baked Company
2013-05-22 06:44:03 PM  
2 votes:
As long as he stays in the can long enough to get raped I'll be good.
2013-05-22 06:41:53 PM  
2 votes:
Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy....
2013-05-23 09:32:41 AM  
1 vote:
If the government doesn't have time to verify that illegal aliens get kicked out, how and why is he expected to make sure the girls who are willingly stripping on camera for him aren't using fake IDs? Oh noes, the pampered slut on spring break in whatever central american country was really 17 and not 18. She's still a 1%er rich slut.
2013-05-23 08:50:42 AM  
1 vote:
Joe Francis is a giant douche. He is almost as big a douche as all the people criticizing him.
2013-05-22 10:48:50 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-22 09:21:03 PM  
1 vote:

DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

It was in HS, too.

/He was a couple of years ahead of me
//His little brother is a douche, too.
2013-05-22 08:44:43 PM  
1 vote:
I once briefly worked in a porno shop. A man was buying a "Girls Gone Wild" DVD. I said "we have literally thousands of videos of women farking, are you confident this is what you want to go with?".
2013-05-22 07:56:20 PM  
1 vote:
Does anyone wear douchebaggery more proudly than this louse?

Well he does have competitors for that honor

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2013-05-22 07:39:09 PM  
1 vote:
Nothing that happens to this douchebag will ever make me feel sad for him.

He could be anally raped at a mandingo party, while his family was brutally murdered and posted on Al Queda in the Middle East's websites, and I'd still laugh in his face.
2013-05-22 07:38:23 PM  
1 vote:

Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

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I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"

Damn, in that pic he looks like he has waaaay too many teeth.
2013-05-22 07:24:39 PM  
1 vote:
Well of COURSE he points fingers at everyone else.  That's the American way.  For years, lawyers have been telling us that nothing is our fault.  Someone/Something else is to blame.
2013-05-22 07:10:28 PM  
1 vote:
I'm beginning to wonder if this guy has a personality disorder


ICD-10 criteria for dissocial personality disorder.

1.Callous unconcern for the feelings of others;

2.Gross and persistent attitude of irresponsibility and disregard for social norms and obligations

3.Incapacity to maintain enduring relationships, though having no difficulty in establishing them;

4. Very low tolerance for frustration and a low threshold for for discharge of aggression, including violence

5.Incapacity to experience guilt or profit from experience, particularly punishment

6. Marked readiness to blame others or to offer plausible rationalizations  or the behavior that has brought the person into conflict with society.
2013-05-22 06:59:19 PM  
1 vote:

Skarekrough: Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy....

"Couldn't HAVE..."

Were you on the jury, you farking RETARD?
2013-05-22 06:55:35 PM  
1 vote:

UrukHaiGuyz: bombarded the airwaves with sh*tty commercials that destroyed any credibility calypso music ever had

I found that inordinately funny.
2013-05-22 06:53:09 PM  
1 vote:

LazerFish: The first wave of comments by critical readers make liberal use of the D-word

So many d-words fit him, i'm not sure which one they mean

All of them except decent apply.
2013-05-22 06:50:07 PM  
1 vote:
Wow. Just...wow. That's a level of douchebaggery that I thought nobody could achieve.
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